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[SaberToothTiger]

Activate autodestruct mechanism on the ship and use my teleportation abilities to get to the gay bar!

[blazing glory]

Become the ghost of the coffees present and future as well.

Also become the judge,the jury and the executioner of those who don't drink coffee.

[BadLemonsXI]

Have Joe bring the ship back.

[Leonkr9]

Yell at the security guards to catch the sentient toilet and make sure that the ship be returned to its rightful owner with minimal damage. "and a raise for whoever catches the bastard".

[Lyeos]

What-is-this-I-don't-even!

[Orange Wizard]

Activate autodestruct mechanism on the ship and use my teleportation abilities to get to the gay bar!

[11] You activate the ship's self-destruct. You have a few moments to escape before you are blown to smithereens.
[2] You don't have any teleportation abilities.

Become the ghost of the coffees present and future as well.

Also become the judge,the jury and the executioner of those who don't drink coffee.

[12] Success! Charles Dickens would be proud.

Have Joe bring the ship back.

[7] Joe tells you to piss off! He'll blow himself up if he wants to!

Yell at the security guards to catch the sentient toilet and make sure that the ship be returned to its rightful owner with minimal damage. "and a raise for whoever catches the bastard".

[1] The only security on the gay bar is the bouncer, and he doesn't have any way of getting to the ship.

What-is-this-I-don't-even!

[12] Join the club!

[Lyeos]

"Fffffffff- Will you people stop doing this?!"
Tell Joe he'll never get to use the internet if he blows himself up.
Via communicator.

[Leonkr9]

Do we have ion cannons of some kind? if so then disable the ship so it don't explode or if we have any weapons just shoot the fecking toilet if it survives the explosion i would think this gay bar would have some type of Penis cannon you know for Pizzazz (and this place seems quite crap in terms of security need dem defenses)

[BadLemonsXI]

Promise to upgrade the ships internet if joe does not blow himself up and comes back.

[Nidilap]

Well, this isn't very interesting, I better Fly back to the ship!

[blazing glory]

Fill Joe's circuits with steaming hot coffee.

[SaberToothTiger]

Use my super Toilet powers to bash through the wall and leap to the  station!

[Orange Wizard]

"Fffffffff- Will you people stop doing this?!"
Tell Joe he'll never get to use the internet if he blows himself up.
Via communicator.

[1] Joe never liked the Internet! Joe never liked cats!

Do we have ion cannons of some kind? if so then disable the ship so it don't explode or if we have any weapons just shoot the fecking toilet if it survives the explosion i would think this gay bar would have some type of Penis cannon you know for Pizzazz (and this place seems quite crap in terms of security need dem defenses)

[4] The gay bar is shaped like a giant penis. It has no defensive capabilities to speak of.

Promise to upgrade the ships internet if joe does not blow himself up and comes back.

[6] Joe considers your proposal. Upgraded Internet might mean he can see more than just cats. He agrees not to - never mind, now he's swearing revenge against someone. That revenge surely involves self-destruction.

Well, this isn't very interesting, I better Fly back to the ship!

[0] Where are you to begin with?

Fill Joe's circuits with steaming hot coffee.

[11] Joe's circuits are pumped full of hot, creamy coffee. Ew.
[3] Joe swears revenge against the Coffee God! Self-Destruct imminent!

Use my super Toilet powers to bash through the wall and leap to the  station!

[10] I assume you mean "gay bar". You burst through the lemon ship's hull and float gently towards the bar.

[SaberToothTiger]

Land gloriously right in the middle of the bar and recruit the toilets! Revolt against these porcelain desecrating monsters!

[Nidilap]

Good point. Fly around until something cool happens!