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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 70290 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #330 on: September 03, 2014, 02:14:56 am »
Quote from: BadLemonsXI on September 03, 2014, 02:06:45 am
(Insanity what is SaberToothTiger again?)
(I think he's some kind of sentient portaloo, but I can't remember even a fraction of the shit that happens in this game, so I'm probably mistaken.)
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #331 on: September 03, 2014, 02:17:32 am »
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on September 03, 2014, 02:14:56 am
Quote from: BadLemonsXI on September 03, 2014, 02:06:45 am
(Insanity what is SaberToothTiger again?)
(I think he's some kind of sentient portaloo, but I can't remember even a fraction of the shit that happens in this game, so I'm probably mistaken.)
(well what every he/she was their a portaloo now XD Also im going to use typos old game for some GM practice.)
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #332 on: September 03, 2014, 04:40:55 am »
Smite unbelievers with boiling hot coffee!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #333 on: September 03, 2014, 08:02:32 am »
(I the greatest of all toilets - Comrade Flushing.)

Throw them out and fly away in my newly acquired ship!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #334 on: September 03, 2014, 08:46:04 am »
Angrily shoot STT!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #335 on: September 03, 2014, 03:51:59 pm »
Quote from: BadLemonsXI on September 03, 2014, 02:06:45 am
Go get the stun guns and shoot the thing!
[8] You grab a handful of stun guns, but they're awkward to fire when you're being flung out the airlock.

Quote from: blazing glory on September 03, 2014, 04:40:55 am
Smite unbelievers with boiling hot coffee!
[4] "DEATH TO THE NONBELIEVE- Oooh, ah! My hand! Ow! It burns!"

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on September 03, 2014, 08:02:32 am
Throw them out and fly away in my newly acquired ship!
[10] You fling everyone else off the ship, and leave them stranded in the gay bar!

Quote from: Nidilap on September 03, 2014, 08:46:04 am
Angrily shoot STT!
[6] You can barely get a shot off before you're thrown out.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
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Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #336 on: September 03, 2014, 05:13:59 pm »
"WEEEEEEEEEE"

See where the trajectory takes me in space.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #337 on: September 03, 2014, 05:31:37 pm »
 Sneak out of the Cargo Bay and steal some booze.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #338 on: September 03, 2014, 06:53:05 pm »
Remotely shut down the ship.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #339 on: September 03, 2014, 06:53:40 pm »
Haunt the pirate base's coffee reserves.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #340 on: September 04, 2014, 12:36:41 am »
Turn the ship into a frigate armed with poop launchers!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #341 on: September 04, 2014, 03:56:31 am »
Pull lyeos from under the table
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #342 on: September 04, 2014, 12:48:29 pm »
Quote from: Leonkr9 on September 04, 2014, 03:56:31 am
Pull lyeos from under the table
Kick this guy.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #343 on: September 04, 2014, 08:06:50 pm »
"Just trying to show ya ye ship be gone. it was... stolen by a sentient toilet if ye want you can borrow my ship to catch em"
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #344 on: September 07, 2014, 01:49:14 am »
Quote from: Nidilap on September 03, 2014, 05:13:59 pm
"WEEEEEEEEEE"

See where the trajectory takes me in space.
[12] You can see very clearly that it doesn't take you far.

Quote from: TalonisWolf on September 03, 2014, 05:31:37 pm
Sneak out of the Cargo Bay and steal some booze.
[11] Booze acquired!

Quote from: BadLemonsXI on September 03, 2014, 06:53:05 pm
Remotely shut down the ship.
[9] You shut down the engines and bring the ship to a stop.

Quote from: blazing glory on September 03, 2014, 06:53:40 pm
Haunt the pirate base's coffee reserves.
[6] You become the ghost of coffees past!

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on September 04, 2014, 12:36:41 am
Turn the ship into a frigate armed with poop launchers!
[1] I'm afraid that's not going to happen.

Quote from: Leonkr9 on September 04, 2014, 03:56:31 am
Pull lyeos from under the table
[5] You can't get a firm enough grip with all his flailing.

Quote from: Lyeos on September 04, 2014, 12:48:29 pm
Quote from: Leonkr9 on September 04, 2014, 03:56:31 am
Pull lyeos from under the table
Kick this guy.
[8] You flail your legs around a bit.

Quote from: Leonkr9 on September 04, 2014, 08:06:50 pm
"Just trying to show ya ye ship be gone. it was... stolen by a sentient toilet if ye want you can borrow my ship to catch em"
[12] I wanted to say you didn't have a ship, but apparently you do.
[zero] It's the gay bar.

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« Last Edit: September 07, 2014, 01:50:50 am by InsanityIncarnate »
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.
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