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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 71008 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #315 on: August 31, 2014, 10:20:29 pm »
Quote from: blazing glory on August 31, 2014, 09:25:08 pm
Become virus called the Dread pirate-virus captain Heinrich von Starum Gunthar of the seven Quadrants of the net.

Infest ship with pirate speak and digital coffee.
[5 vs 8] The freighter locks you down!

Quote from: Nidilap on August 31, 2014, 09:46:14 pm
Booze out with Lemons and Lyeos!
[6] The party started off all right, but the beer is pretty much yellow water with exactly 0 alcohol content. Lyeos made to escape at one point, but everything kind of faded into blandness after that.

Quote from: Lyeos on August 31, 2014, 09:46:58 pm
Flee! Back to the ship!
Quote from: BadLemonsXI on August 31, 2014, 09:52:39 pm
Quote from: Lyeos on August 31, 2014, 09:46:58 pm
Flee! Back to the ship!
Stop him!(I guess once lyeos gets out will leave. FOR MORE ADVENTURER)
[2 vs 7] Lemons easily trips Lyeos, sending him sprawling and interrupting any attempt to leave.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on August 31, 2014, 09:59:57 pm
Return to the ship. Convince everyone to submit to their cat overlords.
[1] You can't even find the ship, let alone start a cult.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #316 on: August 31, 2014, 10:21:20 pm »
Spill enough water on the ground to slide back to my cruiser. Then slide there.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #317 on: August 31, 2014, 10:23:34 pm »
Devour Lemons.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #318 on: August 31, 2014, 10:31:16 pm »
Somehow spill coffee on something important.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #319 on: August 31, 2014, 10:40:08 pm »
Flee! Back to the ship!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #320 on: September 01, 2014, 12:01:15 am »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on August 31, 2014, 10:21:20 pm
Spill enough water on the ground to slide back to my cruiser. Then slide there.
[11] Wheeee! You make it back to the lemon ship. You don't have a cruiser.

Quote from: Lyeos on August 31, 2014, 10:23:34 pm
Devour Lemons.
[0] Nope. The dice hate you today, it would seem.

Quote from: blazing glory on August 31, 2014, 10:31:16 pm
Somehow spill coffee on something important.
[12] Steaming, black coffee bursts from your every orifice and covers everything important. Then freighter's electronics are totally fried.

Quote from: BadLemonsXI on August 31, 2014, 10:40:08 pm
Flee! Back to the ship!
[11] You hop through the hatch just after SaberToothTiger.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #321 on: September 01, 2014, 12:43:26 am »
START DOING PIRACY AGAIN INSTEAD OF MAKING PLANS TO ACENED TO GODHOOD
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #322 on: September 01, 2014, 12:46:10 am »
Upload my consciousness to the great coffee nebula in the sky.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #323 on: September 01, 2014, 02:59:09 am »
Wash the floors with refuse and blood of the evil humans. Set a trash can on fire!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #324 on: September 01, 2014, 03:04:19 am »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on September 01, 2014, 02:59:09 am
Wash the floors with refuse and blood of the evil humans. Set a trash can on fire!
Blast this thing defiling our ship.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #325 on: September 01, 2014, 03:05:33 am »
If I die, make sure to explode in poop! I shall not give them victory!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #326 on: September 01, 2014, 12:02:35 pm »
Quote from: BadLemonsXI on September 01, 2014, 03:04:19 am
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on September 01, 2014, 02:59:09 am
Wash the floors with refuse and blood of the evil humans. Set a trash can on fire!
Blast this thing defiling our ship.

Assist with backflips and my lazer guns.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #327 on: September 01, 2014, 12:09:37 pm »
Crawl back to the ship.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #328 on: September 03, 2014, 01:52:02 am »
Quote from: poketwo on September 01, 2014, 12:43:26 am
START DOING PIRACY AGAIN INSTEAD OF MAKING PLANS TO ACENED TO GODHOOD
[8] You illegally download all the episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Quote from: blazing glory on September 01, 2014, 12:46:10 am
Upload my consciousness to the great coffee nebula in the sky.
[12] Success! It's kind of like Heaven, but with bits of coffee instead of... heavenly things.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on September 01, 2014, 02:59:09 am
Wash the floors with refuse and blood of the evil humans. Set a trash can on fire!
Quote from: BadLemonsXI on September 01, 2014, 03:04:19 am
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on September 01, 2014, 02:59:09 am
Wash the floors with refuse and blood of the evil humans. Set a trash can on fire!
Blast this thing defiling our ship.
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on September 01, 2014, 03:05:33 am
If I die, make sure to explode in poop! I shall not give them victory!
Quote from: Nidilap on September 01, 2014, 12:02:35 pm
Quote from: BadLemonsXI on September 01, 2014, 03:04:19 am
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on September 01, 2014, 02:59:09 am
Wash the floors with refuse and blood of the evil humans. Set a trash can on fire!
Blast this thing defiling our ship.
Assist with backflips and my lazer guns.
[12 vs 7 + 1] SaberToothTiger sets a trash can on fire! Lemons and Nidilap try to intervene, but SaberTooth beats the snot out of them! With the trash can!

Quote from: Lyeos on September 01, 2014, 12:09:37 pm
Crawl back to the ship.
[2] You crawl under a table.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #329 on: September 03, 2014, 02:06:45 am »
Go get the stun guns and shoot the thing! (Insanity what is SaberToothTiger again?)
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