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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 70272 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #315 on: August 31, 2014, 10:20:29 pm »

Become virus called the Dread pirate-virus captain Heinrich von Starum Gunthar of the seven Quadrants of the net.

Infest ship with pirate speak and digital coffee.

[5 vs 8] The freighter locks you down!

Booze out with Lemons and Lyeos!
[6] The party started off all right, but the beer is pretty much yellow water with exactly 0 alcohol content. Lyeos made to escape at one point, but everything kind of faded into blandness after that.

Flee! Back to the ship!
Flee! Back to the ship!
Stop him!(I guess once lyeos gets out will leave. FOR MORE ADVENTURER)
[2 vs 7] Lemons easily trips Lyeos, sending him sprawling and interrupting any attempt to leave.

Return to the ship. Convince everyone to submit to their cat overlords.
[1] You can't even find the ship, let alone start a cult.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #316 on: August 31, 2014, 10:21:20 pm »

Spill enough water on the ground to slide back to my cruiser. Then slide there.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Lyeos

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #317 on: August 31, 2014, 10:23:34 pm »

Devour Lemons.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #318 on: August 31, 2014, 10:31:16 pm »

Somehow spill coffee on something important.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #319 on: August 31, 2014, 10:40:08 pm »

Flee! Back to the ship!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #320 on: September 01, 2014, 12:01:15 am »

Spill enough water on the ground to slide back to my cruiser. Then slide there.
[11] Wheeee! You make it back to the lemon ship. You don't have a cruiser.

Devour Lemons.
[0] Nope. The dice hate you today, it would seem.

Somehow spill coffee on something important.
[12] Steaming, black coffee bursts from your every orifice and covers everything important. Then freighter's electronics are totally fried.

Flee! Back to the ship!
[11] You hop through the hatch just after SaberToothTiger.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #321 on: September 01, 2014, 12:43:26 am »

START DOING PIRACY AGAIN INSTEAD OF MAKING PLANS TO ACENED TO GODHOOD
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #322 on: September 01, 2014, 12:46:10 am »

Upload my consciousness to the great coffee nebula in the sky.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #323 on: September 01, 2014, 02:59:09 am »

Wash the floors with refuse and blood of the evil humans. Set a trash can on fire!
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #324 on: September 01, 2014, 03:04:19 am »

Wash the floors with refuse and blood of the evil humans. Set a trash can on fire!
Blast this thing defiling our ship.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #325 on: September 01, 2014, 03:05:33 am »

If I die, make sure to explode in poop! I shall not give them victory!
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #326 on: September 01, 2014, 12:02:35 pm »

Wash the floors with refuse and blood of the evil humans. Set a trash can on fire!
Blast this thing defiling our ship.

Assist with backflips and my lazer guns.
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A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #327 on: September 01, 2014, 12:09:37 pm »

Crawl back to the ship.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #328 on: September 03, 2014, 01:52:02 am »

START DOING PIRACY AGAIN INSTEAD OF MAKING PLANS TO ACENED TO GODHOOD
[8] You illegally download all the episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Upload my consciousness to the great coffee nebula in the sky.
[12] Success! It's kind of like Heaven, but with bits of coffee instead of... heavenly things.

Wash the floors with refuse and blood of the evil humans. Set a trash can on fire!
Wash the floors with refuse and blood of the evil humans. Set a trash can on fire!
Blast this thing defiling our ship.
If I die, make sure to explode in poop! I shall not give them victory!
Wash the floors with refuse and blood of the evil humans. Set a trash can on fire!
Blast this thing defiling our ship.
Assist with backflips and my lazer guns.
[12 vs 7 + 1] SaberToothTiger sets a trash can on fire! Lemons and Nidilap try to intervene, but SaberTooth beats the snot out of them! With the trash can!

Crawl back to the ship.
[2] You crawl under a table.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #329 on: September 03, 2014, 02:06:45 am »

Go get the stun guns and shoot the thing! (Insanity what is SaberToothTiger again?)
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