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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 70330 times)

Lyeos

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #240 on: August 07, 2014, 02:50:12 pm »

Excellent. She will now know why she fears the... Afternoon!
See about getting the ship home now.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #241 on: August 07, 2014, 04:51:03 pm »

Excellent. She will now know why she fears the... Afternoon!
((LOL))
Yes see about getting the ship home now.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #242 on: August 07, 2014, 07:34:22 pm »

Right then! Look for the ship's ammunition supplies.
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« Reply #243 on: August 07, 2014, 08:37:09 pm »

"Sorry."

>Step over person, continue looking for the captain. Check if I have any means of contacting him wirelessly.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #244 on: August 07, 2014, 09:09:50 pm »

Quickly piss in corner. Giggle about pubes.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #245 on: August 07, 2014, 09:49:25 pm »

Quickly piss in corner. Giggle about pubes.
Shoot him for defiling our ship.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #246 on: August 07, 2014, 10:01:53 pm »

Quickly piss in corner. Giggle about pubes.
Shoot him for defiling our ship.

No, I'm in the cargo bay.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #247 on: August 10, 2014, 10:20:17 pm »

Quickly piss in corner. Giggle about pubes.
Shoot him for defiling our ship.
No, I'm in the cargo bay.
Your pissing in the corner when we have toilets. And I'm pretty sure I'm with you because I was the one who let you in. Sooo. . . .Set gun to low stun!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #248 on: August 10, 2014, 11:07:35 pm »

Try to get in the bridge, kill the captain, seal off entrances and kill oxygen supply of the rest of the ship.

This is my ship now!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #249 on: August 11, 2014, 12:44:40 am »

Stop accusing me of forgetfulness!

See about getting the ship home now.
[2] Where was home again?

Yes see about getting the ship home now.
[10] You make sure everything is in order for long-distance travel, but no-one seems  to know where to go.

Right then! Look for the ship's ammunition supplies.
[11] The ship has a some basic defensive lasers, which do not require any ammunition other than electrical power, of which you have plenty.

Quickly piss in corner. Giggle about pubes.
[7] Tee hee hee!

Quickly piss in corner. Giggle about pubes.
Shoot him for defiling our ship.
No, I'm in the cargo bay.
Your pissing in the corner when we have toilets. And I'm pretty sure I'm with you because I was the one who let you in. Sooo. . . .Set gun to low stun!
[?] Nidilap is on Lemons' ship.

[4] Lemons is too busy trying to figure out where to go, and has no time for the newcomer.

Try to get in the bridge, kill the captain, seal off entrances and kill oxygen supply of the rest of the ship.

This is my ship now!
[9] You find the bridge. There is no captain present. It looks like the freighter runs on autopilot.

[3 vs 11] One of the armed security personnel enters the bridge, guns blazing! You take a couple of hits before you can duck behind cover!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #250 on: August 11, 2014, 01:44:57 am »

Bleargh! I can't make explosions with lasers!

Whip out some explosives out of nowhere.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #251 on: August 11, 2014, 07:43:01 am »

Holy shit! Ninja smokebomb and backstibings!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #252 on: August 11, 2014, 08:55:00 am »

Realising this isn't the cargo bay, and I might've pissed off my savior(heh) I mop up my mess.

"Sorry about that, mate. I thought I was in the cargo bay."
« Last Edit: August 11, 2014, 08:58:22 am by Nidilap »
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A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #253 on: August 11, 2014, 05:39:46 pm »

Um...
Ask Joe where home is?
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #254 on: August 11, 2014, 06:10:40 pm »

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