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[Lyeos]

"Bah! Fine, get home and we'll find you a nice... AI of your preferred gender!"
Search for my comic.

[Nidilap]

Try again.

((Jeez, my rolls have been BLOWING))

[BadLemonsXI]

"I don't think I'll ever know why we installed these AI's. Because if im reading this right the waste manigment AI is trying to take over stuff its already got the kitchen." Points at Nidilap floting in space. "Lyeo's wanna pick that one up?"
Find out what miscellaneous weapons each PCs has. And take the rest of the stun-guns off charge.

[Lyeos]

"I can't fly this thing, but sure. Maybe he'll help me find that comic..."

[Cattani]

Return to captain with enemy count and report weaponry they had in hand.

Wait for further instructions on tactics.
If none are given, try to flank them stealthily.

[blazing glory]

Make coffee rum.

[Orange Wizard]

"Bah! Fine, get home and we'll find you a nice... AI of your preferred gender!"
Search for my comic.

[8] You look around, but if it is on this ship, it's not in an obvious place.

Try again.

[0] The RNG continues to hate you!

"I don't think I'll ever know why we installed these AI's. Because if im reading this right the waste manigment AI is trying to take over stuff its already got the kitchen." Points at Nidilap floting in space. "Lyeo's wanna pick that one up?"
Find out what miscellaneous weapons each PCs has. And take the rest of the stun-guns off charge.

[10] I can't remember what weapons the PCs on the ship have.

[12] All of the stun lasers have finished charging. You unplug them.

Return to captain with enemy count and report weaponry they had in hand.

Wait for further instructions on tactics.
If none are given, try to flank them stealthily.

[11] There are nineteen people in the cafeteria. Three of them - some kind of security personnel - are armed with the laser equivalent of automatic shotguns. Judging by what the commander is saying, there is no-one else on the freighter.

Make coffee rum.

[5] You forgot the rum!

[Yoink]

"Uh-oh. Oh no."

Try not to panic.
Re-trace my steps and try to figure out where the captain went. Find him. Blast anyone unfriendly with my laser-blunderbuss.

[BadLemonsXI]

Give a stun-gun to Lyeo's and ask joe to take us home.
((do you want to make up what 'home' is or you what us to?))

[blazing glory]

Yaaargh! Use Vodka instead!

[Orange Wizard]

((do you want to make up what 'home' is or you what us to?))

((It's up to you.))

[BadLemonsXI]

((do you want to make up what 'home' is or you what us to?))

((It's up to you.))

((And now its up to Lyeo's))

[cupkate]

search the ship for hot chocolate.

[Lyeos]

Of course, Joe should know we live in a giant amalgam of old ships, welded and fitted together to create a giant space station disguised as a space junkyard.
"Joe, where's my comic?"
Tickle the newcomer.

[Nidilap]

using my Space Earpiece, for communication:
"Umm, Don't mean to be a bother, but I seem to be in a bit of a pickle. Would you please help a fellow Pirate out?"