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[BadLemonsXI]

((What fleet?))

[Orange Wizard]

((The pirates. Nidilap's ship, the original ship, and the escape pod.))

"Captain... Ass... Lunch... New... Ship... A-ARE YOU GUYS ATTACKING OR NOT?!"

[12] Congrats! You're successful at making no meaningful action!

Yargh! Make tea!

[1] There's nothing on the pod for making tea.

Try to power up a stun gun with the power of my mind!

[0] That's not going to happen.

Wait.

[9] You wait.

Make sure the stun-guns aren't messing with the power. And take the one's that are fully charged off.
((who's still on the ship with me and lyeo's?))

[9] You remove a few lasers that are fully charged. They're draining a lot of power, but that amount is small beans compared to the power the ship uses for everything else.
((Everyone except Yoink, blazing glory, Cattani, and LSP))

"Captain, are you aware of your addiction?"
Offer the captain what's left of my cappucino.

[4] You spill the cappuccino.

BE ON STATION

TURN STATION INTO GIANT THRUSTER

THRUST INTO PIRATE FLEET

[0] You're on the station that was recently destroyed.

[9] Explosions count as thrust, right?

[1] You make hip-thrusting moves towards the pirates as they fly into the distance.

[Nidilap]

((I'm not sure whats going on anymore))

[Lyeos]

RAID the Cap'n's old room.

[Orange Wizard]

((I'm not sure whats going on anymore))

((You're on the the ship flying alongside BG's pirate ship. Yoink, Cattani, and blazing glory have launched an escape pod towards some kind of cargo ship. LordSlowpoke is trying to bypass sanity. Lyeos, Lemons, and the rest are on BG's ship doing whatever.
There were some space-cops chasing you, but they're gone now because ignoring problems makes them go away. The same thing happened to gravity, oxygen, and sense.))

[LordSlowpoke]

FAIL TO IGNORE OXYGEN ON AN UNIVERSAL LEVEL

HIP THRUST STATION TO PIRATES

[Nidilap]

((I'm not sure whats going on anymore))

((You're on the the ship flying alongside BG's pirate ship. Yoink, Cattani, and blazing glory have launched an escape pod towards some kind of cargo ship. LordSlowpoke is trying to bypass sanity. Lyeos, Lemons, and the rest are on BG's ship doing whatever.
There were some space-cops chasing you, but they're gone now because ignoring problems makes them go away. The same thing happened to gravity, oxygen, and sense.))

((Thank you. In that case...))

Fly near escape pod and allow them to enter my ship.

[blazing glory]

Wait for pod to crash into cargo ship.

[BadLemonsXI]

((I'm not sure whats going on anymore))

((Yoink, blazing glory and Cattani are trying to assault  the freighter in their escape pod. It looks like me and Lyeo's are running blazing glory's ship now, poketwo and MonkeyHead are onborad in there room pirating video games, BlitzDungeoneer is our bathroom and kitchen AI. Elephant Parade is also wondering around on the ship thinking his a space wizard.))

((got to go for a while cya's))

[Elephant Parade]

Obtain magical staff.

[poketwo]

PIRATE POPULAR VIDEO GAMES

[Orange Wizard]

RAID the Cap'n's old room.

[1] You set up the captain's room to function as an array of independent rooms!

FAIL TO IGNORE OXYGEN ON AN UNIVERSAL LEVEL

HIP THRUST STATION TO PIRATES

[2] You fail to fail to ignore oxygen on a universal level!

[7] You slowly propel the space station wreckage with hip-thrusting.

Fly near escape pod and allow them to enter my ship.

[0] You fly after the escape pod, but you are unable to accelerate fast enough to catch up!

Wait for pod to crash into cargo ship.

[6] You brace for impact...

Obtain magical staff.

[10] You grab a walking stick that once belonged to your grandfather. He had a wizard beard, so the staff must be magical.

PIRATE POPULAR VIDEO GAMES

[9] You download the latest Cod of Duty!


The escape pod [10] smashes straight through the hull of the freight ship! You've stopped in some kind of loading bay, separated from the rest of the ship.

Nidilap's ship [4] crashes into the hull and explodes! Nidilap [9] ejects just in time. You're now floating just outside the freighter, along with wreckage from your ship and the freighter's hull.

[Lyeos]

"Bah! Lemons, take us home!"
Search for better clothing.

[Nidilap]

"MY SHIIIIIP!!!!!!!"

Float to the escape pod.

[blazing glory]

Jump out and shoot the landlubbers!