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[Cattani]

Analise the quadrant we're moving to. Search for police vessels and/or patrols. Set the intercomm to broad-range spectrum, looking for broadcasts.

[blazing glory]

((ahhhhh who's driving?))

I be driving since I be captain!

Put the throttle at full speed and head into trading routes!

[Orange Wizard]

... Sometimes, I wonder why I stick with the Cap'n.
Take a bathroom break.

[2] ... I'm not going into details here.

Analise the quadrant we're moving to. Search for police vessels and/or patrols. Set the intercomm to broad-range spectrum, looking for broadcasts.

[8] There are a few emergency broadcasts about the wrecked space station, more focussed on recovering the wreckage than finding survivors. Most prominent are the military vessels pursuing your ship, demanding that you stop so it's easier for them to shoot you.

Put the throttle at full speed and head into trading routes!

[11] You speed off in the direction of some large, poorly defended freighters.

[Lyeos]

Clean up with the Cap'n's spare clothes.

[blazing glory]

Board them! Shoot all the merchants and take their plunder!

[BadLemonsXI]

Check what weapons we have I remember something about a stun-gun-pyramid that collapsed. And don't let BG run off on his own and get him self killed. Use a stun gun on him if I have to.

[Nidilap]

Sail nearby these pirates and use communications panel to speak.

"Ahoy, Space Pirates! Permission t' dock?"

[Yoink]

Load a laser-blunderbuss with miscellaneous batteries and give the captain some backup.
"Gee Cap'n, this is a real nice, subtle plan you got here. It's good to see strategic genius at work."
Eyeroll.

[Cattani]

Ready my ninja sword, ninja stars, ninja moves and ninja whatnots and GO HELP THE CAPTAIN!

Also go change clothes if necessary. Dont want to storm prey with my pink hearth underwear.

[BadLemonsXI]

Load a laser-blunderbuss with miscellaneous batteries and give the captain some backup.
"Gee Cap'n, this is a real nice, subtle plan you got here. It's good to see strategic genius at work."
Eyeroll.

"To stop him we often just hit him over the head and drag him away then give him coffee when he wakes up and his alright again"

[blazing glory]

Load a laser-blunderbuss with miscellaneous batteries and give the captain some backup.
"Gee Cap'n, this is a real nice, subtle plan you got here. It's good to see strategic genius at work."
Eyeroll.

If you want subtle then why don't you join one of those unofficial navy stealth teams!?

[Orange Wizard]

Clean up with the Cap'n's spare clothes.

[4] You put on a bloodstained dress, and decide it's best not to ask where it came from.

Board them! Shoot all the merchants and take their plunder!

[8] The freighters don't appear to have noticed you, but they're still a long way off!

Check what weapons we have I remember something about a stun-gun-pyramid that collapsed. And don't let BG run off on his own and get him self killed. Use a stun gun on him if I have to.

[1] The ship has a lot of stun lasers, most of which appear to be out of juice. The PCs each have their own miscellaneous weapons.

Sail nearby these pirates and use communications panel to speak.

"Ahoy, Space Pirates! Permission t' dock?"

[3] You pull in a bit too close, and scrape some paint off their hull.

[6] You send the message, but they don't pay any attention.

Ready my ninja sword, ninja stars, ninja moves and ninja whatnots and GO HELP THE CAPTAIN!

Also go change clothes if necessary. Dont want to storm prey with my pink hearth underwear.

[11] You ready more weapons than the US Army.

[7] You swap into some pants that are slightly less hot.

[Lyeos]

Go about cleaning the ship.

[blazing glory]

RAMMING SPEED!

[Lyeos]

"Dammit Cap'n, we talked about this! This is a really bad idea!"