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[Orange Wizard]

Right.
Convice the space authorities harassing the pirates to help the space authorities being harassed by pirates, and the space pirates harassing the authorities to help the space pirates being harassed by the authorities.

[4] The space pirates are fleeing. The authorities are cheering.

>Reach spaceport, glance cautiously to the left and right.

>If no police-type-fellows are spotted, load the Captain into his ship and start the engines, ready for a getaway.

[9] The guards haven't caught up with you yet.

[11] You and the captain board the ship and prepare to escape!

Omg you totally where outrunned and beaten by an old man on prosthetics!

"Get up, you sorry bastards. You made the poorest of choices, messing with a retired ninja..

*Winks at BG and crew*

 "No one expects a retired ninja."

Take these sorry bastards back to the ship. Offer services as inconspicuous ninja. Tradicional ancient ninja from space medicine on their wounds.

[8] You assist Yoink and blazing glory in their escape!

[5] You don't know how to get a traditional ancient space ninja from space medicine.


I'm assuming all PCs are on the ship right now. If you'd like to stay behind on the space station, put "on the station" or whatever before your next action.

[Lyeos]

Ach! Quick! Back on the ship before they take off!

[Yoink]

>Strap the captain into the captain's chair.

>Then go make a cup of strong coffee. White with one sugar, unless the ship has a machine which does cappucino.
Drink it myself, then make more for the captain.

[Orange Wizard]

Ach! Quick! Back on the ship before they take off!

[5] You scramble aboard!

>Strap the captain into the captain's chair.

>Then go make a cup of strong coffee. White with one sugar, unless the ship has a machine which does cappucino.
Drink it myself, then make more for the captain.

[8] You strap blazing glory in place! He's a little lopsided.

[10] You find a cappuccino machine and brew a cup for yourself and the captain.

[Lyeos]

Quickly, strap myself in!
Fool though the Cap'n may be, he must be looked after.
After all, he still has my copy of the fifth issue of Interstellar Justice Association.

[Yoink]

Jam the captain's coffee into a cupholder somewhere near his person.

Then go grab a good book from the ship's library and strap myself in elsewhere. Ensure my cup has a lid, because take-off.

[Nidilap]

((Is it too late to join?))

[Yoink]

((Is it too late to join?))

((Dude this is a minimalist RTD! It's never too late to join, well, unless the GM gets sick of running it. ))

[Nidilap]

((Is it too late to join?))

((Dude this is a minimalist RTD! It's never too late to join, well, unless the GM gets sick of running it. ))

((Rockin'. in that case...))

Space Pirate Jerry! I have a small space ship armed with an ion cannon. I am armed with two Laser Six-Shooters. I see a ship about to escape the authorities, better slow those space pigs down! (Pig is a derogatory term for cops. Just saying so I dont end up shooting the pirates)

[BadLemonsXI]

Put the new outer airlock hatch I stole, while everyone way doing stuff. In the corner We'll put it on later. strap myself in!

[blazing glory]

Drink the coffee.

Ah! It be lacking in beer but it's fine!

Full speed ahead!

[Cattani]

Strap myself to a chair. Secure prosthetics in place.

[Orange Wizard]

Quickly, strap myself in!
Fool though the Cap'n may be, he must be looked after.
After all, he still has my copy of the fifth issue of Interstellar Justice Association.

[9] You buckle up and prepare for launch!

Jam the captain's coffee into a cupholder somewhere near his person.

Then go grab a good book from the ship's library and strap myself in elsewhere. Ensure my cup has a lid, because take-off.

[8] You balance the coffee cup in a cup-shaped hole on the control panel.

[2] The ship doesn't have a library.

Space Pirate Jerry! I have a small space ship armed with an ion cannon. I am armed with two Laser Six-Shooters. I see a ship about to escape the authorities, better slow those space pigs down! (Pig is a derogatory term for cops. Just saying so I dont end up shooting the pirates)

[11] You open fire on the civilian space station! Various fuel lines and support structures take a beating.

Put the new outer airlock hatch I stole, while everyone way doing stuff. In the corner We'll put it on later. strap myself in!

[9] You also buckle up and prepare for launch.

Drink the coffee.

Ah! It be lacking in beer but it's fine!

Full speed ahead!

[12] You prime the engines...

Strap myself to a chair. Secure prosthetics in place.

[12] Success! And you look really cool doing it.


blazing glory's ship shakes as Jerry pummels the station. The docking port is torn apart!
Several military ships show up on the radar, probably summoned by the space station's distress beacon. They're better armed than the station guards and they're coming in fast!
The engines engage and blazing glory's ship takes off, the station behind them disintegrating with a myriad of small explosions. Well done, Jerry! You've killed hundreds of innocent people and marked yourself and the other PCs as dangerous criminals!

[BadLemonsXI]

((ahhhhh who's driving?))

[Lyeos]

... Sometimes, I wonder why I stick with the Cap'n.
Take a bathroom break.