Quickly, strap myself in!
Fool though the Cap'n may be, he must be looked after.
After all, he still has my copy of the fifth issue of Interstellar Justice Association.
[9] You buckle up and prepare for launch!
Jam the captain's coffee into a cupholder somewhere near his person.
Then go grab a good book from the ship's library and strap myself in elsewhere. Ensure my cup has a lid, because take-off.
[8] You balance the coffee cup in a cup-shaped hole on the control panel.
[2] The ship doesn't have a library.
Space Pirate Jerry! I have a small space ship armed with an ion cannon. I am armed with two Laser Six-Shooters. I see a ship about to escape the authorities, better slow those space pigs down! (Pig is a derogatory term for cops. Just saying so I dont end up shooting the pirates)
[11] You open fire on the civilian space station! Various fuel lines and support structures take a beating.
Put the new outer airlock hatch I stole, while everyone way doing stuff. In the corner We'll put it on later. strap myself in!
[9] You also buckle up and prepare for launch.
Drink the coffee.
Ah! It be lacking in beer but it's fine!
Full speed ahead!
[12] You prime the engines...
Strap myself to a chair. Secure prosthetics in place.
[12] Success! And you look really cool doing it.
blazing glory's ship shakes as Jerry pummels the station. The docking port is torn apart!
Several military ships show up on the radar, probably summoned by the space station's distress beacon. They're better armed than the station guards and they're coming in fast!
The engines engage and blazing glory's ship takes off, the station behind them disintegrating with a myriad of small explosions. Well done, Jerry! You've killed hundreds of innocent people and marked yourself and the other PCs as dangerous criminals!