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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 71421 times)

Salsacookies

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #45 on: August 03, 2014, 03:29:42 pm »
What's my job?
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #46 on: August 03, 2014, 03:39:38 pm »
Oh.
Break BG's ship like last time.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #47 on: August 03, 2014, 05:02:43 pm »
Quote from: Salsacookies on August 03, 2014, 03:29:42 pm
What's my job?
[9] You get to pick a job.

Quote from: Lyeos on August 03, 2014, 03:39:38 pm
Break BG's ship like last time.
[0] Yeah, no. That ship is of sturdy construction.
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #48 on: August 03, 2014, 05:07:40 pm »
I am the demolitions weapons guy
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #49 on: August 03, 2014, 05:07:58 pm »
>MCGUYVER A SIMPLE-YET-EFFECTIVE CUTTING TOOL OUT OF MY PERSONAL EFFECTS, CUT THROUGH WEAK POINT ON BLAZING GLORY'S HULL TO GAIN ENTRANCE

OR Y'KNOW, JUST CLIMB INSIDE IF THE HATCH WAS STOLEN
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #50 on: August 03, 2014, 05:09:00 pm »
Steal his coffee, then.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #51 on: August 03, 2014, 05:12:19 pm »
Quote from: Salsacookies on August 03, 2014, 05:07:40 pm
I am the demolitions weapons guy
[7] The only weapons on the ship are the stun lasers the station guards had.

Quote from: Yoink on August 03, 2014, 05:07:58 pm
>MCGUYVER A SIMPLE-YET-EFFECTIVE CUTTING TOOL OUT OF MY PERSONAL EFFECTS, CUT THROUGH WEAK POINT ON BLAZING GLORY'S HULL TO GAIN ENTRANCE

OR Y'KNOW, JUST CLIMB INSIDE IF THE HATCH WAS STOLEN
[10] You decide that MacGuyver is not needed right now and climb through the hatch.

Quote from: Lyeos on August 03, 2014, 05:09:00 pm
Steal his coffee, then.
[10] You acquire blazing glory's coffee.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #52 on: August 03, 2014, 05:13:15 pm »
MURDER THE SHIP
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #53 on: August 03, 2014, 05:14:02 pm »
>GRUMBLE LOUDLY ABOUT MY NEW EMPLOYER, THEN GO CHECK THE CONTENTS OF THE FRIDGE
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #54 on: August 03, 2014, 05:15:51 pm »
Rig lasers to kill
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #55 on: August 03, 2014, 05:20:45 pm »
Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on August 03, 2014, 05:13:15 pm
MURDER THE SHIP
[5] You kick the control panel several times.

Quote from: Yoink on August 03, 2014, 05:14:02 pm
>GRUMBLE LOUDLY ABOUT MY NEW EMPLOYER, THEN GO CHECK THE CONTENTS OF THE FRIDGE
[11] You grumble loud and clear. The fridge is [12] filled with rare and delicious food and drink.

Quote from: Salsacookies on August 03, 2014, 05:15:51 pm
Rig lasers to kill
[4] You don't really know how to do that.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #56 on: August 03, 2014, 05:24:08 pm »
Consume coffee.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #57 on: August 03, 2014, 05:42:18 pm »
RELESE THE SECRET PLANS FOR THE VIDEO GAME COMPANIES TRYING TO CONTROL THE CUSTIMER AGAIN
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #58 on: August 03, 2014, 06:10:00 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on August 03, 2014, 05:24:08 pm
Consume coffee.
[4] You spill the coffee on your shirt.

Quote from: poketwo on August 03, 2014, 05:42:18 pm
RELESE THE SECRET PLANS FOR THE VIDEO GAME COMPANIES TRYING TO CONTROL THE CUSTIMER AGAIN
[4] You can't find any secret plans.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #59 on: August 03, 2014, 06:17:43 pm »
Wave shirt around above head.
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