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[blazing glory]

Peacefully rest in my plunder.

[Orange Wizard]

((One more update before I go to bed...))

Take over the kitchen.

[11] The cutlery is at your command!

>PRESS DOORBELL

>CONTINUE BANGING ON HATCH

[1] You can't find a doorbell.

[8] You knock on the hatch again, louder this time.

Peacefully rest in my plunder.

[3] You start to settle down, but there appears to be someone outside the ship trying to get your attention.

[blazing glory]

Rest harder!

*Grumble grumble*,open the hatch.

Dread pirate captain Heinrich von Starum Gunthar of the seven quadrants pays no taxes!

Close the hatch and rest in me plunder.

[LordSlowpoke]

COLLECT THE HATCH AS TAXES

[blazing glory]

Who shall win?

The pirates?

Or the dreaded tax collectors?

[Yoink]

>PLACE SELF INSIDE OF SHIP WHILST HATCH IS OPEN

>GIVE RESUME TO THE CAPTAIN AND ASK FOR A JOB

HOLD OFF GRUMBLING FOR NOW

[blazing glory]

>PLACE SELF INSIDE OF SHIP WHILST HATCH IS OPEN

>GIVE RESUME TO THE CAPTAIN AND ASK FOR A JOB

HOLD OFF GRUMBLING FOR NOW

If this succeeds then counter attack!

The captain forces away the resume.

No no no I need no tax collecters!

Bring out my cutlass

Out the airlock with ye!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

CUTLERY! ATTACK THE CENTRAL COMMAND SYSTEM! CHARGE!

[Yoink]

I'LL CLEAN THE FLOORS AND COOK YOU MEALS! I MAKE A SMASHING STIR FRY AND MY MASHED POTATO IS TO DIE FOR!

[poketwo]

START PIRATING VIDEO GAMES THAT WOULD OTHERWISE BE UNASSESABLE TO OTHERS

[Orange Wizard]

Rest harder!

*Grumble grumble*,open the hatch.

Dread pirate captain Heinrich von Starum Gunthar of the seven quadrants pays no taxes!

Close the hatch and rest in me plunder.

[4] Pirate captain Heinrich von Starum Gunthar of the seven quadrants isn't very threatening.

COLLECT THE HATCH AS TAXES

[10] Success! The IRD would be proud of you.

>PLACE SELF INSIDE OF SHIP WHILST HATCH IS OPEN

>GIVE RESUME TO THE CAPTAIN AND ASK FOR A JOB

HOLD OFF GRUMBLING FOR NOW

[1] You bump into the side of the ship, fling your resume in the general direction of not-the-captain, and grumble loudly.

>PLACE SELF INSIDE OF SHIP WHILST HATCH IS OPEN

>GIVE RESUME TO THE CAPTAIN AND ASK FOR A JOB

HOLD OFF GRUMBLING FOR NOW

If this succeeds then counter attack!

The captain forces away the resume.

No no no I need no tax collecters!

Bring out my cutlass

Out the airlock with ye!

[5] You fumble with the straps on your belt, and are unable to draw the cutlass. Luckily, though, it seems that external threat has passed.

CUTLERY! ATTACK THE CENTRAL COMMAND SYSTEM! CHARGE!

[7] Have you ever read The Charge of the Light Brigade? Your attack looks awesome, and the Central Command System is terrified of the size of your balls, but it's not very successful.

I'LL CLEAN THE FLOORS AND COOK YOU MEALS! I MAKE A SMASHING STIR FRY AND MY MASHED POTATO IS TO DIE FOR!

[2] "I'LL COOK THE FLOORS AND MASH YOUR MEALS! I MAKE A CLEAN STIR FRY AND MY POTATO CAN SMASH AND KILL!"

START PIRATING VIDEO GAMES THAT WOULD OTHERWISE BE UNASSESABLE TO OTHERS

[8] Thanks to you, it is now possible to assess several more games.

[Lyeos]

Recall what's going on.

[LordSlowpoke]

TAKE ALL THE OXYGEN TOO

[Yoink]

>CLING ON TO HEINRICH'S SHIP AND TRY NOT TO ASPHYXIATE

>MAKE PUPPY DOG EYES AT HIM UNTIL HE LETS ME IN

[Orange Wizard]

Recall what's going on.

[11] blazing glory looted a space station, LSP is trying to collect the loot as taxes, Yoink is trying to get a job on blazing glory's ship, and BlitzDungeoneer is a sentient AI that controls the waste system and kitchen on the ship.

TAKE ALL THE OXYGEN TOO

[4] Oxygen proves to be quite difficult to collect without appropriate machinery.

>CLING ON TO HEINRICH'S SHIP AND TRY NOT TO ASPHYXIATE

>MAKE PUPPY DOG EYES AT HIM UNTIL HE LETS ME IN

[12] You cling to the ship like a leech and become immune to asphyxiation!

[10] You make a heart-rending sad face.