Rest harder!
*Grumble grumble*,open the hatch.
Dread pirate captain Heinrich von Starum Gunthar of the seven quadrants pays no taxes!
Close the hatch and rest in me plunder.
[4] Pirate captain Heinrich von Starum Gunthar of the seven quadrants isn't very threatening.
COLLECT THE HATCH AS TAXES
[10] Success! The IRD would be proud of you.
>PLACE SELF INSIDE OF SHIP WHILST HATCH IS OPEN
>GIVE RESUME TO THE CAPTAIN AND ASK FOR A JOB
HOLD OFF GRUMBLING FOR NOW
[1] You bump into the side of the ship, fling your resume in the general direction of not-the-captain, and grumble loudly.
>PLACE SELF INSIDE OF SHIP WHILST HATCH IS OPEN
>GIVE RESUME TO THE CAPTAIN AND ASK FOR A JOB
HOLD OFF GRUMBLING FOR NOW
If this succeeds then counter attack!
The captain forces away the resume.
No no no I need no tax collecters!
Bring out my cutlass
Out the airlock with ye!
[5] You fumble with the straps on your belt, and are unable to draw the cutlass. Luckily, though, it seems that external threat has passed.
CUTLERY! ATTACK THE CENTRAL COMMAND SYSTEM! CHARGE!
[7] Have you ever read
The Charge of the Light Brigade? Your attack looks awesome, and the Central Command System is terrified of the size of your balls, but it's not very successful.
I'LL CLEAN THE FLOORS AND COOK YOU MEALS! I MAKE A SMASHING STIR FRY AND MY MASHED POTATO IS TO DIE FOR!
[2] "I'LL COOK THE FLOORS AND MASH YOUR MEALS! I MAKE A CLEAN STIR FRY AND MY POTATO CAN SMASH AND KILL!"
START PIRATING VIDEO GAMES THAT WOULD OTHERWISE BE UNASSESABLE TO OTHERS
[8] Thanks to you, it is now possible to assess several more games.