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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 70953 times)

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #435 on: January 10, 2015, 03:25:53 am »

Why do you keep doing that?
Because we love you?

E: And I have a need to see if things that I liked are dead or not.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #436 on: January 10, 2015, 03:35:18 am »

Someone remind me to lock the thread before Lemons necroes it again.

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Quickly! Search for something sensible to do!
[1] There's no such word as "sensible".

PIRATE /b/

(REMEMBER, I AM SPACE MODERN VIDEO GAME PIRATER)
[9] You set sail and start raiding coastal villages around /b/. Your crew insists you're mixing metaphors, but what do they know?

Walk through the nearest door with a pirate laser carbine, and shout ARRRR!!!!! while gunning down everything in sight
[0] You dive into a cleaning cupboard and blast the bleach. That's not a euphemism.

Also Respawn! With a gun that can kill the guy who killed me.
[3] You respawn with a gun. It doesn't have any bullets.

Start seeding these drunken midgets throughout the universe.
[8] They want to build a tower first.

Respawn as the ship/station AI in the area closest to the main group.
[11] You respawn as the space station AI.

Go spill some piss water on bystanders and fly away in my corvette.
[4] You spill piss-water on yourself and fly away in shame.

Install Dwarven AI into space station
[9] You try to install the AI, but it's taken over by blazing glory at the last moment.

Spawn with a bomb.  Detonate.
[7] You respawn with a bomb. It doesn't detonate, though, so you resort to calling it names.

Offer daily prayer to Holy Snot.
[10] Holy Snot grants you the power to smite unbelievers by sneezing on them.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #437 on: January 10, 2015, 03:58:45 am »

Being the hunt for SaberToothTiger tho this gun has no ammo it shall make a fine club!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #438 on: January 10, 2015, 05:32:10 am »

Ram any annoying lemons with my corvette.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #439 on: January 10, 2015, 05:39:45 am »

Lock all the AI replacement ports and get a look of the situation on the station.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #440 on: January 10, 2015, 09:58:46 am »

Remind the GM to lock the thread before Lemons necroes it again!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #441 on: January 10, 2015, 01:42:55 pm »

DETONATE, BLAST IT ALL!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #442 on: January 10, 2015, 05:59:51 pm »

Continue shooting in random directions!



aRRRGGHHH!!!!! DIE!!! ARGHHGAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQ!!!!!!!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #443 on: January 10, 2015, 06:15:18 pm »

Flee from Vivalas, begin selling what remains of my SPACE METH to disillusioned crew persons.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #444 on: January 10, 2015, 11:53:09 pm »

Being the hunt for SaberToothTiger tho this gun has no ammo it shall make a fine club!
[12 v 6] You dodge SaberToothTiger's corvette and bash him in prehistoric pulp!

Ram any annoying lemons with my corvette.
[6 v 12] You miss Lemons and he beats you to death! Respawn?

Lock all the AI replacement ports and get a look of the situation on the station.
[10] You lock the ports. The station is a mess. Gunfights are occurring in various sectors, NPCs are running around in terror, and someone set up a meth lab in a cleaning cupboard.

Remind the GM to lock the thread before Lemons necroes it again!
Well done. Have a cookie.
[12] A spectral hand appears and hands you a cookie!

DETONATE, BLAST IT ALL!
[2] You get shot before you can blow anything up! Respawn?

Continue shooting in random directions!
[9] You shoot some light fittings, the bleach, a would-be terrorist, and [1] yourself. Respawn?

Flee from Vivalas, begin selling what remains of my SPACE METH to disillusioned crew persons.
[4] You hide in a bathroom stall!
[11] There's a crew member in here, and she buys your SPACE METH. You gained 500 SPACE CURRENCY!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #445 on: January 10, 2015, 11:59:18 pm »

Lock down all the doors so no one hurts themselves.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #446 on: January 11, 2015, 05:40:37 am »

Telefrag that lemon sucka. By respawn.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #447 on: January 12, 2015, 09:03:50 am »

>Find more people to sell SPACE METH to!
Keep that weird laser-gun-thing I had earlier hidden under my coat in case of trouble.
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To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #448 on: January 12, 2015, 09:18:57 am »

May I join as a crew member who was only noticed now?
If so:
Find my way around the ship.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #449 on: January 12, 2015, 11:45:01 am »

Yes.  RESPAWN WITH A BOMB AND DETONATE, BLAST IT ALL.
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