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Should I roll from my table of potential disasters to make things more interesting?

Yes.
- 5 (62.5%)
No.
- 0 (0%)
I'm still recovering from the shock of blowing up our ship so quickly.
- 1 (12.5%)
Can I see it?
- 2 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 6


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Author Topic: Roll to space pirate,the original one!  (Read 5961 times)

Coolrune206

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Re: Roll to space pirate,the original one!
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2014, 08:18:57 am »

Name: Ferrous
Race: Iron-Man
Gender: Species is gender-less
Age: Several centuries
History: After being born on his home planet, captured by poachers who intended to melt him down for materials, escaping, and having lots of other stupid "Adventures", Ferrous intended to simply settle down into a simple life on a space station. He entered a tavern to drink, saw a group of people running off to be pirates and steal spaceships, and he simply couldn't resist. After decimating a police officer, he joined their unmerry crew as an Engineer!
Appearance: Effectively, think the Rock species from FTL, but think they're made of iron. Now they move a slight bit faster. Now they have a never-ending desire to murder anything that gets in their way. Now they can't talk, either. Yippee!
Inventory: Ultimate Arm Mounted Coffee Gun (You MUST remember this!), Signature Dual Sledgehammers
Abilities and stuff: Made of Pure Iron, Berserker Rage, Cannot speak, Rather Slow
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to space pirate,the original one!
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2014, 08:54:27 am »

Spoiler: Richard O'Kane (click to show/hide)
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blazing glory

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Re: Roll to space pirate,the original one!
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2014, 07:33:20 pm »

Ultimate Arm Mounted Coffee Gun (You MUST remember this!).

No because that's dumb.
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blazing glory

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Re: Roll to space pirate,the original one!
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2014, 07:36:15 pm »

Post your actions.
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Lyeos

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Re: Roll to space pirate,the original one!
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2014, 07:46:57 pm »

Right.
Time to determine where the nearest place where we could find repairs is.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Roll to space pirate,the original one!
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2014, 07:50:44 pm »

(Weren't we about to go derelict looting?)
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Coolrune206

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Re: Roll to space pirate,the original one!
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2014, 08:01:40 pm »

Mourn for my Arm-Mounted Coffee Gun. Go look for something to do.
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Re: Roll to space pirate,the original one!
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2014, 08:08:17 pm »

Uh.
Regain consciousness, assess surroundings.
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Re: Roll to space pirate,the original one!
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2014, 10:58:28 am »

>Exist.

>Assess location.

>Recall events of past few days.
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blazing glory

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Re: Roll to space pirate,the original one!
« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2014, 09:31:04 pm »

Right.
Time to determine where the nearest place where we could find repairs is.
(4) As the warp engines are broken,heading into a station is out of the question,but your pretty sure one of the wrecked battleships have a working repair bay.

Mourn for my Arm-Mounted Coffee Gun. Go look for something to do.
As you never had a Arm-Mounted Coffee Gun,you ponder the existence of alternate universes instead,(4) You decide to look out of one of the windows.

Uh.
Regain consciousness, assess surroundings.
(3) You awaken,your still cooped up in a box in the cargo hold.

Look at my surroundings.
Your in the lab,with your vomit and "Anti Beer Pill".

>Exist.

>Assess location.

>Recall events of past few days.


You've been hiding in the observation dome,as it seems no one cares about observing stuff,you recall back the events...

You managed to stow away on this ship,it launched,got attacked by pirates but managed to fight them off but got heavily damaged docked with some other station,before you could decide your next course of action some more pirates hijacked it after blowing up one of the other ships,launched this ship into space,found out that it was pretty much ruined,and drifted it into the remains of a space battle.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2014, 09:46:58 pm by blazing glory »
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Re: Roll to space pirate,the original one!
« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2014, 11:53:30 pm »

Excellent. See about steering this tin can to the repair bay.
"Anybody know how to fly this thing?"
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blazing glory

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Re: Roll to space pirate,the original one!
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2014, 09:27:55 am »

Still waiting for more players to post.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Roll to space pirate,the original one!
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2014, 05:02:14 pm »

What's in the observation dome?
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Coolrune206

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Re: Roll to space pirate,the original one!
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2014, 10:02:03 am »

Go search for something to do
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Re: Roll to space pirate,the original one!
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2014, 10:15:49 am »

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Hales has his pressure suit on, and pulls out his PDA.

"Jim, do you have a reading on that wreck?"

"Jim?"

"Ah, damnit, he's inactive. Well, I guess the pilot might know something."


Hales then calls up Lily.

"Hey, Lily, it's Engineering, aka the guy you left in an exploding ship. Status?"
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