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Author Topic: Urist cancels drive: Rear-ended  (Read 1105 times)

Ari Rahikkala

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Urist cancels drive: Rear-ended
« on: December 28, 2007, 12:57:00 am »
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(+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
(+ware) slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo
(+ware) stressed and life seems to get funny?
(+ware) Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car,
(+ware) looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
(+ware) So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and
(+ware) THAT'S when the fight started . .


Urist McDwarf has been very unhappy lately. He has been insulted by a human being recently. He has been shocked by sudden motion lately.

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Re: Urist cancels drive: Rear-ended
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2007, 12:08:00 pm »
What an asshole. I still loled though...  :D
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Re: Urist cancels drive: Rear-ended
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2007, 02:29:00 pm »
Wow.

I'm ashamed to find that as funny as I do.

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Re: Urist cancels drive: Rear-ended
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2007, 03:11:00 am »
Urist set himself up for that one.
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Re: Urist cancels drive: Rear-ended
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2007, 09:16:00 am »
That was funny! The dwarf had it coming.
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Helmaroc

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Re: Urist cancels drive: Rear-ended
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2007, 07:08:00 pm »
Haha, reminds me of Elf. (the movie)
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Re: Urist cancels drive: Rear-ended
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2007, 10:10:00 pm »
Grumpy?
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