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Thomasasia

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Pulping
« on: August 01, 2014, 03:04:54 pm »

How exactly does this work?
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Re: Pulping
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2014, 03:06:42 pm »

Essentially, if a body part is struck with blunt force enough times, it will be reduced to a lump of gore.
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Re: Pulping
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2014, 03:16:10 pm »

Incidentally, this mechanic has rendered giant sponges invincible no more
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Orange Wizard

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Re: Pulping
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2014, 03:26:23 pm »

"The part is cloven asunder!" - from enough slashy type damage
"The part is crushed!" - from a moderately high amount of squishy damage
"The part is pushed into the body, an unrecognisable mass!" - squishy damage again
"The part explodes into gore!" - lots of blunt squishy damage

There might be other pulping messages, but I don't recall them.
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Thomasasia

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Re: Pulping
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2014, 10:03:54 pm »

No more will giant sponges plague my fortress! Praise be to Armok!
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Re: Pulping
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2014, 10:21:14 pm »

And no more invulnerable zombo-coms.
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Re: Pulping
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2014, 11:51:57 pm »

Zombies are actually a lot more badass in this version. They no longer go down after two hits.
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Re: Pulping
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2014, 12:13:41 am »

And they use FUCKING CROSSBOWS! /scared...
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Re: Pulping
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2014, 12:46:31 am »

Zombies are actually a lot more badass in this version. They no longer go down after two hits.

That's a complete lie. If I punch them in the head a mere two times they die instantly.
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Re: Pulping
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2014, 02:00:42 am »

Zombies are actually a lot more badass in this version. They no longer go down after two hits.

That's a complete lie. If I punch them in the head a mere two times they die instantly.
What if they have no head?
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Re: Pulping
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2014, 02:33:33 am »

Don't try to fight undead yaks.
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Re: Pulping
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2014, 03:17:05 am »

Zombies are actually a lot more badass in this version. They no longer go down after two hits.

That's a complete lie. If I punch them in the head a mere two times they die instantly.
What if they have no head?

then i punch them twice in the lower or upper body. same result
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Re: Pulping
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2014, 03:29:32 pm »

That's because punching is overpowered.
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Re: Pulping
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2014, 04:04:46 pm »

Boxers confirmed > zombies.
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Re: Pulping
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2014, 04:42:38 pm »

Yeah. I claim the title of having ASCENDED first by killing a giant sponge in fair combat.

It's in my personal text.
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