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So I was wondering what kind of zombies you guys would want more; they would reflect gameplay.

I like Walking Dead types. Have more drama and tighter moments.
- 2 (20%)
I like Left4Dead types. Blowing them away with a healthy mixture of specials.
- 3 (30%)
I'd like a sprinkle of both.
- 4 (40%)
You are doing fine with ambiguity, Nidilap.
- 1 (10%)

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Nidilap

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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #60 on: July 30, 2014, 03:45:16 pm »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on July 30, 2014, 03:36:31 pm
Shout:

"I have come here to kick down doors and smoke cigars... and I'm on my last pack!"
Kick down the door and prepare to talk and fight.

[5] you slam down the door with your boot, and you see there is a bearded old man with a revolver. He is shocked by your strength, and falls back.

Quote from: Lyeos on July 30, 2014, 03:38:56 pm
Prepare to axe the door if he fails.

[2] thinking your friend might mess up, you swing your axe at the now floored door. You almost hit your friend, but instead your axe is lodged into the entrance.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #61 on: July 30, 2014, 03:46:49 pm »
Recover my axe.
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Nidilap

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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #62 on: July 30, 2014, 03:49:57 pm »
The old man fires at you, Lyeos!

[4] He misses you, but you jump back.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

aattss

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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #63 on: July 30, 2014, 03:51:10 pm »
Proclaim my identity really loudly and challenge anything deadly within 50 meters to a duel
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #64 on: July 30, 2014, 03:51:59 pm »
BASH the fucker's arm in! Disarm him!
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #65 on: July 30, 2014, 03:55:49 pm »
Walk in shop and shoot guy like a badass
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Whoops. Well, shit. Typical salsacookies.
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I don't need my cavities checked. I just went to the dentist! Ba-dum-tiss.
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Nidilap

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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #66 on: July 30, 2014, 04:03:24 pm »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on July 30, 2014, 03:51:59 pm
BASH the fucker's arm in! Disarm him!

[2] As you move towards him, he shoots at you!  [2] he hits you in the leg, and you fall over!

Quote from: aattss on July 30, 2014, 03:51:10 pm
Proclaim my identity really loudly and challenge anything deadly within 50 meters to a duel

[5] Your shout terrifies the old man as he stumbles back!

Quote from: Salsacookies on July 30, 2014, 03:55:49 pm
Walk in shop and shoot guy like a badass

[4] you fire at the old man in the chest and he slumps down, still alive, but incapacitated.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #67 on: July 30, 2014, 04:04:47 pm »
Loot the store for root beer.
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #68 on: July 30, 2014, 04:04:54 pm »
((Shouldn't I get a bonus from my perk?))
Take his gun. Gouge out his eyeballs for this!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Salsacookies

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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #69 on: July 30, 2014, 04:06:55 pm »
TELL EVERYONE TO BACK OFF!!! See if he is alright, and get him to the ambulance
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Yep, the sig is here
Quote from: inaluct on February 02, 2016, 07:58:49 am
Whoops. Well, shit. Typical salsacookies.
Quote from: Coolrune206 on February 21, 2016, 12:36:43 pm
I don't need my cavities checked. I just went to the dentist! Ba-dum-tiss.
I am a Christian

SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #70 on: July 30, 2014, 04:10:25 pm »
((My character is raging. He wouldn't notice if you would chew on his ass.))
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Nidilap

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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #71 on: July 30, 2014, 04:11:07 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on July 30, 2014, 04:04:47 pm
Loot the store for root beer.

[4] You find a six pack of Root Beer.

Quote from: Salsacookies on July 30, 2014, 04:06:55 pm
TELL EVERYONE TO BACK OFF!!! See if he is alright, and get him to the ambulance

[2] you drag him halfway, and he dies.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on July 30, 2014, 04:04:54 pm
((Shouldn't I get a bonus from my perk?))
Take his gun. Gouge out his eyeballs for this!

(My mistake, You rolled a 1, but I added 1 and forgot to write it.)
YOU ARE NOW IN POSSESSION OF A REVOLVER WITH FOUR ROUNDS.

3 shots were fired. Quite a ruckus...
« Last Edit: July 30, 2014, 04:12:48 pm by Nidilap »
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

aattss

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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #72 on: July 30, 2014, 04:12:38 pm »
Run around and look for something interesting
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #73 on: July 30, 2014, 04:14:16 pm »
"So, gun store?"
Chips?
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #74 on: July 30, 2014, 04:14:34 pm »
Beat the corpse. Acquire any sort of nicotine. Get some first aid, and apply it, smoke a cigarette to calm my nerves.

"This old fella ain't seeing the end of his days, but if this is how he will be greeted, I'll just bump meself in the face!"
« Last Edit: July 30, 2014, 04:19:15 pm by SaberToothTiger »
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
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