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So I was wondering what kind of zombies you guys would want more; they would reflect gameplay.

I like Walking Dead types. Have more drama and tighter moments.
- 2 (20%)
I like Left4Dead types. Blowing them away with a healthy mixture of specials.
- 3 (30%)
I'd like a sprinkle of both.
- 4 (40%)
You are doing fine with ambiguity, Nidilap.
- 1 (10%)

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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #30 on: July 30, 2014, 02:57:45 pm »

Smoke one of these beauties. Drag the dead bastard out. Bash him once again. Take his jacket. Loot the glove box. Thanks for the lighter. Ask for plans.
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #31 on: July 30, 2014, 02:59:06 pm »

Suddenly, you notice three zombies limping towards you. They are 3 meters away.
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #32 on: July 30, 2014, 03:00:15 pm »

Throw the fifth grader to them.
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #33 on: July 30, 2014, 03:00:38 pm »

Hotwire it myself, roll up windows and lock doors
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #34 on: July 30, 2014, 03:03:22 pm »

Throw the fifth grader to them.

[6] you chuck the fifth grader at the zombies, but he hits one and lands on YOU. You are prone.

[4] fifth grader, you stand up and go back into the ambulance.

Two zeds are 2 meters away.
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #35 on: July 30, 2014, 03:03:59 pm »

Stand, move back to the ambulance.
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #36 on: July 30, 2014, 03:05:04 pm »

Hotwire it myself, roll up windows and lock doors

[1] You try to hotwire the ambulance, but you accidentally set off the ambulance sirens.

You, the Pyro, and Child are in the ambulance.
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #37 on: July 30, 2014, 03:06:11 pm »

Try again
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #38 on: July 30, 2014, 03:06:35 pm »

Stand, move back to the ambulance.

You are in the ambulance with everyone else.

The Zeds are 1 meter away from the ambulance
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #39 on: July 30, 2014, 03:06:43 pm »

Break the sirens.
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #40 on: July 30, 2014, 03:08:15 pm »

Try again

[4] As the ambulance revs up, you don't know how to silence the sirens.

Everyone is in the Ambulance. The Zeds begin to beat at the ambulance.
« Last Edit: July 30, 2014, 03:15:25 pm by Nidilap »
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #41 on: July 30, 2014, 03:10:47 pm »

Break the sirens.

[2] as you and your compatriots drive away, you try to break the sirens. You fail and begin to swerve.

DO YOU SWERVE OUTTA CONTROL?! [5] You regain control almost immediately, and begin to drive down the highway. The sirens are still on.
« Last Edit: July 30, 2014, 03:15:45 pm by Nidilap »
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #42 on: July 30, 2014, 03:12:09 pm »

Seatbelt!
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #43 on: July 30, 2014, 03:12:27 pm »

((Edit please, that was someone else))
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Re: Roll to Zed
« Reply #44 on: July 30, 2014, 03:14:01 pm »

Seatbelt!

Smart guy. You also seatbelt the fifth grader, but decide not to do it to any of the older people. They look a bit grumpy.
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