Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Lightningfalcon]

Engage squirrel in verbal debate.   Show the evils of "The Man". If that fails engage in fisticuffs.

[blademan9999]

Engage squirrel in verbal debate.   Show the evils of "The Man". If that fails engage in fisticuffs.

The squirrels are helicopters by the way, not that you still can't try though.

[blademan9999]

Engage squirrel in verbal debate.   Show the evils of "The Man". If that fails engage in fisticuffs.

You start yelling at the squirrels about the evils of "the man".
The reply that they are part of the squirrel army and they will destroy you.
You climb on top of your car and jump into the helicopter and start beating up the squirrels!
However, they start bringing out nutchucks.
What do you do?

[blademan9999]

Bump

[Empiricist]

Grind up all the squirrels and snort them.

[blademan9999]

Grind up all the squirrels and snort them.

You pick up the squirrels and put them in a blender, then you snort them. After doing this for while you realise something. THERE'S NOONE DRIVING THE HELICOPTER!
What do you do?
Also your suspiciously boring car is still going.

[Empiricist]

Re-purpose the helicopter as a specialized squirrel grinder.

[blademan9999]

Re-purpose the helicopter as a specialized squirrel grinder.

You make some modifications to the helicopter, or adleast you try to, with the effects of the medication and a lack of experience, you decide to use the tail fin as a chopper. Now the helicopter is starting to spiral out of control, below you use see your car.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Blow up the car with a nut grenade.

[blademan9999]

Blow up the car with a nut grenade.

You bring out a nut grenade, and throw it at the car, destroying it.
The helicopter is still out of control.
You hear a voice coming from one of the squirrels walkie talkies, It's from the squirrel high command, asking them to answer.

[birdy51]

Talk to squirrel high command about the evils of man.

[SaberToothTiger]

Land gracefully on the ground, then:

Talk to squirrel high command about the evils of man.

[Lightningfalcon]

Land gracefully on the ground, then:

Talk to squirrel high command about the evils of man.

+1.

[blademan9999]

Land gracefully on the ground, then:

Talk to squirrel high command about the evils of man.

+1.

You passionately talk to the squirrel high command about the evils of mankind.
The Squirrels are impressed ask you to come to their secret base, the location is beeping on the helicopters radar.
(Oh by the way the "Suspiciously boring car" was actually had the ability to turn into a giant robot b.t.w.

[birdy51]

Manfly the Squirrelcopter directly to their secret base.