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Author Topic: You see a pair of dancing squirrels  (Read 6711 times)

SaberToothTiger

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Re: You see a pair of dancing squirrels
« Reply #75 on: August 28, 2014, 02:13:27 pm »

Poison some cookies with sleeping poison and invite the president to a cafe, give them to him, and then take his unconscious body to the head squirrel.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Comrade Shamrock

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Re: You see a pair of dancing squirrels
« Reply #76 on: August 29, 2014, 09:44:54 am »

Poison some cookies with sleeping poison and invite the president to a cafe, give them to him, and then take his unconscious body to the head squirrel.
+1 but get some squirrels to help take out the bodyguards.

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Re: You see a pair of dancing squirrels
« Reply #77 on: September 04, 2014, 05:45:01 am »

(I'm sorry but I've kind of gotten bored of doing this, if anyone else would like to take over instead that would be fine.)
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There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.
GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.
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