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[Empiricist]

Accept this line of action. Humanity disgusts us.

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Squirelward ho! (+1)

+1

+1 but take as much medication as possible so that we turn into a squirrel-human-medicine hybrid.

[Shadestyle]

Accept this line of action. Humanity disgusts us.

+1

Squirelward ho! (+1)

+1

+1 but take as much medication as possible so that we turn into a squirrel-human-medicine hybrid.

-1 to medicine, We can become a squirrel human hybrid first, and then upgrade to medicine hybrid later.

[blademan9999]

Accept this line of action. Humanity disgusts us.

+1

Squirelward ho! (+1)

+1

+1 but take as much medication as possible so that we turn into a squirrel-human-medicine hybrid.

-1 to medicine, We can become a squirrel human hybrid first, and then upgrade to medicine hybrid later.

You accept the Squirrels offer of becoming mostly squirrel, they take you to the conversion chamber and turn you into a Squirrel human Hybrid.
Just then there is an alert!
The base is under attack!

[a1s]

alerts are of no interest to HSHes, dance!

[Shadestyle]

Dancefighting! Dancefight the intruders!

[Comrade Shamrock]

Dancefighting! Dancefight the intruders!

Dance battle oh yeah.

[blademan9999]

Dancefighting! Dancefight the intruders!

Dance battle oh yeah.

You scamper out of the base and see several soldiers in front of you, you duck under a swipe from one soldier and do a flip on to his back and rip his neck out with his teeth, you see several squirrel commandos do the same.
Then suddenly, you see several ninjas parachute out of a helicopter! What do you do.

[SaberToothTiger]

Do a spinning, jumping, rotating, flying dropkick on their helicopter. And then elbow drop their leader.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Vote squirrel commandoes as the coolest ever. Punch ninja's.

[Lightningfalcon]

Change side.  Become human-medicine-squirrel-ninja hybrid

[Shadestyle]

Do a spinning, jumping, rotating, flying dropkick on their helicopter. And then elbow drop their leader.

+1

Change side.  Become human-medicine-squirrel-ninja hybrid

-1

[Worldmaster27]

Do a spinning, jumping, rotating, flying dropkick on their helicopter. And then elbow drop their leader.

+1

Change side.  Become human-medicine-squirrel-ninja hybrid

-1

+1

[blademan9999]

Do a spinning, jumping, rotating, flying dropkick on their helicopter. And then elbow drop their leader.

+1

Change side.  Become human-medicine-squirrel-ninja hybrid

-1

+1

You use your squirrel skills to do a spinning jumping rotating flying dropkick on the helicopter even though it's very high in the air, but since it's made of METAL, even with your squirrel hybrid powers you merely make a large., however you then drop down and elbow drop the lead ninja, knocking him out. You dodge some throwing star before some squirrel commandos take out the other ninjas. The helicopter starts coming in for an attack, what do you do.

[SaberToothTiger]

Regroup our good socialist worker soldier squirrels and charge the helicopter praising Nutzki.

[blademan9999]

Regroup our good socialist worker soldier squirrels and charge the helicopter praising Nutzki.

You regroup the squirrels and charge the Helicopter, some of squirrels are shop but you and the rest jump into the helicopter an kill the occupants.
The rest of the attackers flee.
Afterwards the Squirrel general congratulates you on your performance.
He then tells you on your next mission, to kidnap the president of the USA!
What do you do.