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Author Topic: You see a pair of dancing squirrels  (Read 6707 times)

blademan9999

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You see a pair of dancing squirrels
« on: July 30, 2014, 10:14:18 am »

So you are walking along the rod when you see a pair of dancing squirrels, what do you do?
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« Last Edit: August 06, 2014, 03:15:48 pm by blademan9999 »
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Re: You see a pair of dancing squirrels
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2014, 10:17:27 am »

I start a rave party
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Re: You see a pair of dancing squirrels
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2014, 10:28:57 am »

Kick a bucket
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Re: You see a pair of dancing squirrels
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2014, 10:32:34 am »

KICK SQUIRELS BECAUSE EVIL
CELEBRATE BY STEALING CANDY FROM CHILDREN
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Re: You see a pair of dancing squirrels
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2014, 11:59:34 am »

I start a rave party
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+1, but only after Stealing their souls and enslaving them, so they cannot stop dancing until you allow it.
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Re: You see a pair of dancing squirrels
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2014, 12:56:39 pm »

I start a rave party
The squirrels are insulted by your rave party, they start to throw nuts at you.
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There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.
GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.

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Re: You see a pair of dancing squirrels
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2014, 12:58:06 pm »

Devour their souls!
This is minimalist, right?
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Re: You see a pair of dancing squirrels
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2014, 05:59:45 am »

Throw a coconut at them, show them how it feels
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Re: You see a pair of dancing squirrels
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2014, 06:14:09 am »

Use chosen one powers to dodge nuts in slow mo.  Proceed to catch one of the nuts in midair.  Throw nut back at squirrel.
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Re: You see a pair of dancing squirrels
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2014, 11:20:52 am »

Devour their souls!
This is minimalist, right?
You try to devour their souls, However their souls are too nutty and you are forced to vomit them out.
The squirrels have been rendered comatose by this however.
You feel a little different after this however.
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GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.

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Re: You see a pair of dancing squirrels
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2014, 11:36:38 am »

Bah. Search for a vehicle, of we have one.
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Re: You see a pair of dancing squirrels
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2014, 12:14:21 pm »

Bah. Search for a vehicle, of we have one.
You see severals empty cars, on of them being a cool looking sports car, one looking very high tech, and one looking suspiciously boring.
You also see a empty truck.
The squirrels are starting to stir.
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There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.
GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.

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Re: You see a pair of dancing squirrels
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2014, 12:15:10 pm »

Suspiciously boring vehicle, ho!
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Re: You see a pair of dancing squirrels
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2014, 09:06:50 pm »

Tell the squirrels to stop stirring the soup, it needs to boil first
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