I guarantee to only use IB in self defense.
Irritable bowels?
I just woke up and this is all so confusing.Also
YES! I have the best start! If best start is anything like 402! But I have
hoburgs! I know, I know, I don't have vaetti, but I have these little pudgy fools. Now to see if their province will ever amount to anything in terms of resources. Also yay, I have mercenaries!
I'm sort of wishing we had a mod to replace the unit/fort graphics with ASCII, I think that would be really cool. I'm totally feeling this fortress of the Witch-King, by the mountains, by the lake, by the forbidding river and the haunted swamp, by the hoburg town... with DF-style generated names for places. Oh, man. That would be so cool. And independent monsters like the eldritch horrors added into DF recently (by my reckoning anyway). I guess it's time to reinstall DF.
With a flourish, Durand (Durand the Great) signed this latest paper of binding in a series of increasingly dangerous ventures. Sure, he and his crew had been through some rough times, with tribes of vampires, ichtyid invasions, and hill giants besides, but something was seething Uthar Mabdug. A potentiality, a deadly promise, like a carriage teetering on the brink. It was on the lips of every usurping fool on every gilded throne, in the frightful doe-eyes of the ignorant peasantry, in the wind hissing through those dense and dark woods here by Utgård. Damn their hides, but at least it pays.
"Is there something I should know", Durand asked the aging, dangerous lady. Solveig shrugged, and took out a paper. She spat on it, cursed it, and hurled leaves (and other debris) at it, and shook it. Whatever came off, whatever stuck to the surface, she shrugged yet again. "The future shifts."
That night, Durand dreamt of a road of broken glass.
PS. The thrones in this round are like so. Five of these claimed and you win the game!
The Throne of the Stars
Spreads dominion (1)
Produces two astral pearls per turn
Boosts astral ritual range by 1 province
The Throne of Winter
Dominion gets cold+1
Produces one water gem per turn
Enables recruitment of Mage of Winter
The Throne of Bones
Spreads dominion (1)
Blessed troops get undying +3
The Throne of Law
Spreads dominion (1)
Dominion gets order +1
The Brass Throne
Spreads dominion (1)
Produces one fire and one earth gem per turn
Brings 50 gold per turn
The Throne of Pestilence
Spreads dominion (1)
Dominion gets death +1
Produces 3 death gems per turn
The Throne of Thorns
Spreads dominion (1)
Blessed troops get poison resistance +10
Produces two nature gems per turn
The Throne of Flames
Spreads dominion (1)
Blessed troops get fire resistance +5
Produces two fire gems per turn
The Lower Throne
Spreads dominion (1)
Produces five blood slaves per turn
PPS.
Supreme Entity - Prince of the Dawn, Father of Gods, Feeder on Impurity, August Master, Patron of the Rich
The carnivores all actually died between MA and LA because climate change. They can still pop up as indies but they all died/left native C'tis lands.
I'm a denialist. Change is a part of Uthar Mabdug, it has always changed! Anthropogenic utharmabdugian climate change is a hoax! OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE! Those researchers... well, they're
WIZARDS!