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Connect the Dots, show what places are connected to where and whom.

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Other, I'm stumped- suggust in thread so they can be added here.

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[TalonisWolf]

Go rogue. Coup the liner.

((Note that new-me doesn't have the Fiver Effect.))

[3] You go Rouge and take over the Liner's Pool.

Return as the mighty Undead Belgian-Prussian, Ruler of the Internet Cafes and meth dens!

[2] Some Mexican Drug Cartel doesn't like that you are taking away from their Buisness and Quarters you.

SEE IF THE DEVIL'S FEET ARE COMFORTABLY BIGGER THAN A MULTIVERSE

[3] They are comfortably bigger than a Solar System.

Shrug the chest hole off and continue my watch shift.

[5] You shrug off the ability to suffer from wounds and continue your shift. The next day, the dude in the green tunic- why can't he speak?- is quite puzzled to find nearly all of his problems solved overnight.

Save Atlantis, and therefore a part of the Great Manatee Empire, since if I had invaded it 20 years ago I would at least have moved in a large part of the empire.

[6] As it turns out, you DID move a lage part of the Empire- in fact, you moved \all of it in, causing alot of riots and dissent due to overcrowding. Your advisors are concerned about your safety.

CHESTBUST OUT OF BLACKHOLE

[6-Gravitational Pull=3] You manage to create an 'orbit' around the balck hole since you are exerting the same amount of force to get out as the Blackhole exerts pulling you in. That's progress, right?

Wipe character sheet clean.

[2] ((I was hoping this would work, to.)) The charecter sheet wipes it's behind with you. You are now covered in corrupted data.

[poketwo]

USE THE DEVILS TIME MACHINE TO GO BACK IN TIME TO PREVENT ICYTEA FROM KILLING ME

[blazing glory]

Get a new character sheet.

[Bad Horse]

Meh. Return as The Four Corners of Mighty Belgium Prussia! Spend a few years tricking adventurers into breaking into holding chambers for each part, then reform and change the planet's oceans into cherry jello.

[Tavik Toth]

Continue adventuring. Dragon Age sounds like a good idea.

[TalonisWolf]

USE THE DEVILS TIME MACHINE TO GO BACK IN TIME TO PREVENT ICYTEA FROM KILLING ME

[1] You seal yourself into a Frozen Portion of Time, the Doctor pulls you out thinking you can help out with the Weeping Angels which have come to your little quadrant of the Galaxy.

  But wait! blazing glory and you have somehow swapped charecter sheets, it's not your problem now.

Get a new character sheet.

[3] You are now Poketwo, Poketwo is now you. Enjoy. See the turn above yours to know your situation.

Make a public speech to calm everyone down, also explain that if anyone wants to leave to get torn apart by paradoxes then that's fine by me.

[3] They are forced to agree with your logic and simply throw all criminals and homeless people out. You will be remembered as the Best and Worst Ruler ever.

Meh. Return as The Four Corners of Mighty Belgium Prussia! Spend a few years tricking adventurers into breaking into holding chambers for each part, then reform and change the planet's oceans into cherry jello.

[1] You are eaten as Red Cherry Jello.

Continue adventuring. Dragon Age sounds like a good idea.

[1] No.

[Tavik Toth]

Do some adventuring.

[blazing glory]

Try to steal the GM's stash of cheatoins.

[poketwo]

OH THATS IT, USE BLAZING GLORY'S TIME TRAVEL STUFF TO KILL MYSELF BEFORE I CREATED THE PROPHERCY WHICH ICYTEA KILLED ME WITH

[TalonisWolf]

Run the city as best as I can while waiting the paradox storms out.

[4] The Paradox accumulates and then collapses, you are now the Center of your Mostly New Universe (Designation 'MNU'). I've lost track of which Universe that is, but you're at the center of it.

Do some adventuring.

[1] Well. That was an... 'Interesting' way of finding out your soul fused with Ganondorf's. Now the dude in Green is kicking your Bacon.

Try to steal the GM's stash of cheatoins.

You aren't sufficiently dead enough to perform this action.

OH THATS IT, USE BLAZING GLORY'S TIME TRAVEL STUFF TO KILL MYSELF BEFORE I CREATED THE PROPHERCY WHICH ICYTEA KILLED ME WITH

[2] "Prophercy"? Wha Dat?

[poketwo]

USING BLAZING GLORY'S TIME TRAVEL STUFF, I'LL TRY TO PREVENT ICYTEA'S prophecy FROM KILLING ME

[Tavik Toth]

Punch green dude through his face. Repeat until dead or he surrenders. Also, exorcise Ganondorfs soul.

[blazing glory]

Insult GM's mother.

[TalonisWolf]

Insult GM's mother.

[BEMUSED]  GM is amused as IRL, his only memories of his Mother involve electrocution at the age of seven. Needless to say, that explains ALOT.

  He also suggests you learn more about a person before you insult them, especially if they refer to themselves in both First- and Third-Person alternatively. It tends to be a sign of insanity.

  He then gives you a Genie-in-a-Bottle, good for three wishes, for making him laugh his Tim Hortons Hot Chocolate across a 6-feet radius.

USING BLAZING GLORY'S TIME TRAVEL STUFF, I'LL TRY TO PREVENT ICYTEA'S prophecy FROM KILLING ME

[1] Prophecy is now impossible to avoid! All things prophecies must come to pass within 3 turns, regardless of how impossible they are.

  ((I'd put this in the rules page, but I can't access the first page of this thread. It is REALLY annoying.))

Now that it's safe, expand the Manatee Empire!

[6] You expand to the point of it being a becoming an Logistical Eldritch Being, which promptly consumes the souls of you and your Empire.

Punch green dude through his face. Repeat until dead or he surrenders. Also, exorcise Ganondorfs soul.

[2] Ganondorf takes over your mind. [1] And promptly gets you killed, reborn, then wiped from the timeline.

  ...well, at least it wasn't your 'Opps'. Oh, you and Ganon had a Child before your wipe from the timeline.

[poketwo]

TIME TRAVEL TO THE TURN WHERE I DIED AND MAKE THE 'FAILURE THAT OF NOT BEING ABLE TO TAUNT ICYTEA ENOUGH.