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Connect the Dots, show what places are connected to where and whom.

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Other, I'm stumped- suggust in thread so they can be added here.

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Total Members Voted: 12

[Bad Horse]

Hello, this seems maddening enough for a go. Assuming I'm not stepping on someone's galactic toes, I'm in.

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Prince Albert the First "in a Can", of Belgium-Prussia

Ruler by divine right, transformed by unholy procedures into dolphin tuna as a precursor to my canning.

Claiming the southern hemisphere of Mars, twelve square feet of my choosing in Quebec, the Indian Ocean, the fishing rights of all the Great lakes, and the underside of Australia.

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Edit: Forgot my action.

Start gathering followers amongst the disgruntled citizens whose rights to not be probed by aliens are being violated. Use a leaflet campaign, preferably in Belgian-Prussian.

[NAV]

Hello, this seems maddening enough for a go. Assuming I'm not stepping on someone's galactic toes, I'm in.

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Prince Albert the First "in a Can", of Belgium-Prussia

Ruler by divine right, transformed by unholy procedures into dolphin tuna as a precursor to my canning.

Claiming the southern hemisphere of Mars, twelve square feet of my choosing in Quebec, the Indian Ocean, the fishing rights of all the Great lakes, and the underside of Australia.

OY, that's my territory.
Declare war on this guy.

[Bad Horse]

OY, that's my territory.
Declare war on this guy.

Decant this false prophet. Spread malicious lies about how his mother was only half-trout, and the other half is merely minnow. Coup more of Quebec in the ensuing rioting.
Edit: Disregard earlier action, this one is more fun.

[IcyTea31]

Get into an infinite cycle of couping: Coup the democracy, become emperor > Slaves revolt, help them coup the empire > Coup the democracy, become emperor.

[blazing glory]

Spoiler: The Incident in question. (click to show/hide)

Create life. Become god.

[6] The very ones who owe you their existence cast you into the Pit of Sobriety, the worst punishment to exist for Gods & Mortals alike.

That's blitz's action, did he possess me or something?

[Tavik Toth]

Inspect the flute like thing.

[TalonisWolf]

Spoiler: The Incident in question. (click to show/hide)

Create life. Become god.

[6] The very ones who owe you their existence cast you into the Pit of Sobriety, the worst punishment to exist for Gods & Mortals alike.

That's blitz's action, did he possess me or something?

...well, shame on me. Here's a Pocket Dimension for you, for tips and suggestions on how to use one see Icytea. Consider it Reparations from the GM's.

Prepare the manatee population for war against Atlantis by increasing weapon production.

[1] You have an Industrial Accident at a Weapons Plant developing Fusion Warheads, it sets you back a bit. -1 on your next roll.

Hello, this seems maddening enough for a go. Assuming I'm not stepping on someone's galactic toes, I'm in.

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Prince Albert the First "in a Can", of Belgium-Prussia

Ruler by divine right, transformed by unholy procedures into dolphin tuna as a precursor to my canning.

Claiming the southern hemisphere of Mars, twelve square feet of my choosing in Quebec, the Indian Ocean, the fishing rights of all the Great lakes, and the underside of Australia.

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Edit: Forgot my action.

Start gathering followers amongst the disgruntled citizens whose rights to not be probed by aliens are being violated. Use a leaflet campaign, preferably in Belgian-Prussian.

[2] You only rule the Great Lakes, but are the Ruler of Belgium-Prussia from a Yacht there.

OY, that's my territory.
Declare war on this guy.

Decant this false prophet. Spread malicious lies about how his mother was only half-trout, and the other half is merely minnow. Coup more of Quebec in the ensuing rioting.
Edit: Disregard earlier action, this one is more fun.

[3] You convince school children that NAV is a Magikarp.

Hello, this seems maddening enough for a go. Assuming I'm not stepping on someone's galactic toes, I'm in.

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Prince Albert the First "in a Can", of Belgium-Prussia

Ruler by divine right, transformed by unholy procedures into dolphin tuna as a precursor to my canning.

Claiming the southern hemisphere of Mars, twelve square feet of my choosing in Quebec, the Indian Ocean, the fishing rights of all the Great lakes, and the underside of Australia.

OY, that's my territory.
Declare war on this guy.

[6] You declare War on Everthing due to a mistake while filling out some forms.

Get into an infinite cycle of couping: Coup the democracy, become emperor > Slaves revolt, help them coup the empire > Coup the democracy, become emperor.

[ERROR: POWER OVERLOAD] You blow up in a burst of Vitality, you still have your bonuses but your health is back to 'normal' levels.

  ((Note to Self: Never play 'Munchkinz' with IcyTea.))

Inspect the flute like thing.

[3] Well, it probably isn't actually a flute because of it's shape, but it has holes for fingers and a place to blow air through.

[poketwo]

HI ICYTEA

[Tavik Toth]

Leave the flute thing alone then continue on the adventure along with green dude and the Imp.

[IcyTea31]

Retry the couping cycle, but this time quit while I'm ahead before I go boom.
Edit: Also make this a self-fulfilling prophecy.

HI ICYTEA

"Hello. Speak up, don't waste the GM's any time."
((I'd like to keep dialogue to a minimum in this particular game.))

[poketwo]

Retry the couping cycle, but this time quit while I'm ahead before I go boom.

HI ICYTEA

"Hello. Speak up, don't waste the GM's any time."
((I'd like to keep dialogue to a minimum in this particular game.))

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENINGS?"

[NAV]

Check the status of my faction, because I really don't remember.

Then play hockey.

[IcyTea31]

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENINGS?"

"You are failing at whatever it is you're attempting. Badly."

[TalonisWolf]

...

((I'd like to keep dialogue to a minimum in this particular game.))

I think you don't have to worry, considering the precedent:

Spoiler: Lambine War from Original Thread (click to show/hide)

((And thus began the great war of new zealand with sheep,cows,and shear ninjas with snow-making machines.))

Start threataning the sheep with the fact that they could be the next ingrediant for my world famous hamburgers.

SHEEP WILL CONSUME ALL OF THE HAMBURGERS

HAMBURGERS WILL CONSUME ALL OF THE SHEEP

BURN IN RIGHTEOUS FIRE, CRETIN! MY SHEEP SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!

YES,THEY SHALL REIGN SUPREME IN MY HAMBURGERS!!

YOUR HAMBURGURERS WILL BUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNN

I think we should stop now.

WITH YOUR SHEEP IN THEM!!!

Probably

  ...That still makes me laugh myself out of breath for some reason.

[poketwo]

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENINGS?"

"You are failing at whatever it is you're attempting. Badly."

"NO I'M NOT"