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Connect the Dots, show what places are connected to where and whom.

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Other, I'm stumped- suggust in thread so they can be added here.

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Total Members Voted: 12

[Elephant Parade]

ASSUME CONTROL OF FINALBOSSOPOLIS AS FINAL BOSS

[Tavik Toth]

Get a version of earths moon and put it in the right orbit. Also pull batman back out of the pocket dimension and say sorry. Then place him back on earth.

[IcyTea31]

Bend space to get into an alternate 'verse, making sure the shadow follows. Coup a nation conveniently placed next to another nation of almost exactly same political, economical and military power.

[wer6]

I CAST NITROGLYCERIN ON THE LOCAL NUCLEAR REACTOR, I RIDE EXPLOSION/ BECOME EXPLOSION WIZARD

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Eat all the food.
Also, I have noticed my status as Worst Player Ever. I'm... Not sure how I feel about this.

[TalonisWolf]

ASK HIM TO KIDNAP GM ME

[2] He puts you up for Adoption, you are adopted by a Spambot.

ASSUME CONTROL OF FINALBOSSOPOLIS AS FINAL BOSS

[6] You coup the ruins of FINALBOSSOPOLIS- amazing the damage players wreak on their surroundings when they fight bosses, don't you think?

  I should mention that FINALBOSSOPOLIS was a flying city that is starting to fall. Fast.

Get a version of earths moon and put it in the right orbit. Also pull batman back out of the pocket dimension and say sorry. Then place him back on earth.

[4] You get a Moon from a reality where the moon was made of Kryptonite, Batman approves your prudence and points out he's from another Earth and would like to go home.

Bend space to get into an alternate 'verse, making sure the shadow follows. Coup a nation conveniently placed next to another nation of almost exactly same political, economical and military power.

You devious little elf.

[Do I really have to bother? You know the drill] You Coup Galactic North Korea, guess what your shadow does? Coup Galactic South Korea.

I CAST NITROGLYCERIN ON THE LOCAL NUCLEAR REACTOR, I RIDE EXPLOSION/ BECOME EXPLOSION WIZARD

  I draw something and you go blow it up.  Why...



  I approve.

[2] Opps, you blow your leg off. It's replaced with an extra Heart and Lungs, but they don't help you with, you know, getting around.

Return to existence as the reincarnated form of a certain lich that was exiled from a place called Mexico before he could coup it.

[1] You respawn in the crossfire of a Mexican Standoff. Respawn again?

Eat all the food.
Also, I have noticed my status as Worst Player Ever. I'm... Not sure how I feel about this.

[6] You eat all the food and become immobile. Urps.

((Pfft. Haven't updated those things in an age beyond reckoning, I'll probably go blank those out now with the exception of bonuses and start from scratch next turn.))

[Elephant Parade]

No. This is unacceptable. Final bosses must ALWAYS be fought in the sky.

[IcyTea31]

Ask Galactic Soviet Union for assistance. Recruit spies and send them to spy on the Galactic United States and to send their intel to GSK. Then go to GSU, find the Shadow's spies, and equip them with GUSian passports. Point out to the leader of the GUS that the Shadow is using spies from the GSU to spy on them, hopefully sparking a war between the three sides. Taunt the Shadow that he'll never understand the political consequences of doing all this.

Additionally, point out to Tavik Toth that there's a nice Alternate Earth over here.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Create life. Become god.

[Tavik Toth]

Send batman back to his earth. Also check on the status of the new earth.

[wer6]

DEATH STING LOCAL ASSISTANT/ ASSHOLE/CONDOM, BRING TO DARK CORRIDOR AND EAT THE DNA, YUM...

[poketwo]

JUST GO AND BEGIN INVESTIGATING THE VOID AROUND ME

[TalonisWolf]

Respawn again, only this time make sure that I'm actually undead.

[3] You respawn, the bottom half of you is undead but the upper half is alive and well. You don't know why Shock and Trauma isn't killing you, but you aren't getting more dead-or undead.

No. This is unacceptable. Final bosses must ALWAYS be fought in the sky.

[4] You declare that all Final Bosses must be fought in the Sky, The Golem Dominion disagrees heavily and starts rallying all Earth-bound Bosses. You form the Seraph's Kratocracy and start gathering your forces.

Ask Galactic Soviet Union for assistance. Recruit spies and send them to spy on the Galactic United States and to send their intel to GSK. Then go to GSU, find the Shadow's spies, and equip them with GUSian passports. Point out to the leader of the GUS that the Shadow is using spies from the GSU to spy on them, hopefully sparking a war between the three sides. Taunt the Shadow that he'll never understand the political consequences of doing all this.

Additionally, point out to Tavik Toth that there's a nice Alternate Earth over here.

Alright, that is ALOT of actions. I'm rolling for GSU assistance, which will include espionage.

You get assistance from the Galactic Soviet Union, the Shadow gets assistance from The Galactic Social Rupublic of China. In a wierd twist, the two nations are traditional enemies- they refused to share their signature Technological Specialities with each other back in 3095 and have been at each other's throats since.

Create life. Become god.

[6] The very ones who owe you their existence cast you into the Pit of Sobriety, the worst punishment to exist for Gods & Mortals alike.

Send batman back to his earth. Also check on the status of the new earth.

[2] Some 'Ultron' feller is committing Acts of Genocide on the Human Race, no biggee. Batman finds out and offers to help in return for Intel on the weaknesses of all Superheroes & Supervillians in this 'verse and a Cheatdrive-Capable Batmobile.

Accept Y/N?

DEATH STING LOCAL ASSISTANT/ ASSHOLE/CONDOM, BRING TO DARK CORRIDOR AND EAT THE DNA, YUM...

[6] THE CAPITAL LETTERS TIRE OF YOUR ABUSE AND CRUSH YOU AS YOU FEAST ON SOME UNFORTUNATE POLITICIANS.

JUST GO AND BEGIN INVESTIGATING THE VOID AROUND ME

[2] NO.

[TalonisWolf]

Wait, hit post early!

DONE!

[Tavik Toth]

Y