ASK HIM TO KIDNAP GM ME
[2] He puts you up for Adoption, you are adopted by a Spambot.
ASSUME CONTROL OF FINALBOSSOPOLIS AS FINAL BOSS
[6] You coup the ruins of FINALBOSSOPOLIS- amazing the damage players wreak on their surroundings when they fight bosses, don't you think?
I should mention that FINALBOSSOPOLIS was a flying city that is starting to fall. Fast.
Get a version of earths moon and put it in the right orbit. Also pull batman back out of the pocket dimension and say sorry. Then place him back on earth.
[4] You get a Moon from a reality where the moon was made of Kryptonite, Batman approves your prudence and points out he's from another Earth and would like to go home.
Bend space to get into an alternate 'verse, making sure the shadow follows. Coup a nation conveniently placed next to another nation of almost exactly same political, economical and military power.
You
devious little elf.
[Do I really have to bother? You know the drill] You Coup Galactic North Korea, guess what your shadow does? Coup Galactic South Korea.
I CAST NITROGLYCERIN ON THE LOCAL NUCLEAR REACTOR, I RIDE EXPLOSION/ BECOME EXPLOSION WIZARD
I draw something and you go blow it up. Why...
I approve.
[2] Opps, you blow your leg off. It's replaced with an extra Heart and Lungs, but they don't help you with, you know, getting around.
Return to existence as the reincarnated form of a certain lich that was exiled from a place called Mexico before he could coup it.
[1] You respawn in the crossfire of a Mexican Standoff. Respawn again?
Eat all the food.
Also, I have noticed my status as Worst Player Ever. I'm... Not sure how I feel about this.
[6] You eat all the food and become immobile. Urps.
((Pfft. Haven't updated those things in an age beyond reckoning, I'll probably go blank those out now with the exception of bonuses and start from scratch next turn.))