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Alright, you want a Map. How should I make the Map?

Connect the Dots, show what places are connected to where and whom.
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Other, I'm stumped- suggust in thread so they can be added here.
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Aseaheru

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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #240 on: September 11, 2014, 05:55:48 am »

See about joining in as a nation in SPAAAACE* comprised of dwarves, gobbos, hoomans and the occasional elf.
Because we need to grow that o2!

*not accually spaaaace, big ass station in spaaaace, probably a stanford torus about... oh... 1000m in diameter and 20m wide?
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #241 on: September 11, 2014, 03:57:29 pm »

I haven't played this in a while, so take stock of my army, lands, powers, neighbors, whatever.
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #242 on: September 13, 2014, 11:45:48 am »

(( I apologize for the delay, I didn't remember school taking up so much time... I think I'll be updating this mostly on weekends. Sorry.))

BECOME ALTERNATE UNIVERSE VERSION OF ME WHERE THE COLONY SHIP DID NOTHING TO ME

[5] You are now all the Universes where that... 'incident' never occurred. Even the ones where you and Tavith have swapped roles, or you were Newtonian Physics, and whatnot.

I'll be the 7th master then, thank you very much.

Alright. Already rolled this last turn, you just had to pick if I remember.

See how the aliens are.

[2] 'Aliens' is a broad term, and depends on your point of view. To some humans are Aliens, after all.

((In my opinion, almost every episode makes you question Lelouch's morality (and sometimes sanity), for me, that's what makes it interesting.))

Ponder what the child said and head for the first landmark I can see.

[6] Huh, you might be like C.C(a.k.a C2)... nah, that's ridiculous. Wait, when did you end up surrounded by a bunch of dancing Brittanian Soldie- is that the Emperour?  WHERE ARE YOU!??

Send the Nano bot to send for heeeeelp!

[3] It starts repairing the Emergency Transmitter. That may take... 25 Years? 50?

Y

Who am I going to be dealing with?

"IcyTea and BlitzDungeoneer. My KillSat is charged, but [2] apparently I'm not allowed to use my all-knowing sight to target a player *That Meddling God of Lawyers* so you're going to have to find them for me."

Go to the main 'verse and observe what kind of fixations they are, actually.
Apparently it lets you know when the GM has sicced another player on you.

...

Wait, WHAT!?

See about joining in as a nation in SPAAAACE* comprised of dwarves, gobbos, hoomans and the occasional elf.
Because we need to grow that o2!

*not accually spaaaace, big ass station in spaaaace, probably a stanford torus about... oh... 1000m in diameter and 20m wide?


[6] The Hoomans are disgruntled at your insistence that it's spelled 'humans' and cast you out of an airlock.

I haven't played this in a while, so take stock of my army, lands, powers, neighbors, whatever.

  You are in charge of Spirit Realm Van Borealis instead of just the whole thing, but I'm sure that you can take back what is yours. You still have your Canadiana Bonus.

  Two players somewhat unwittingly challenged me to a duel, Light was turned into a Solid when Nuclear Physics was annihilated from existence, but now it's a breathable liquid with neutral buoyancy in the atmosphere.

  Tavith Toth is the God of Humanity, IcyTea has a bonus which is technically a double edged sword that I keep forgetting about, Sinvara is in the Code Geass Universe making everyone dance, blazing glory has essentially volunteered to be my Bounty Hunter or some-such and wer6 is a rouge A.I whose illusions of being evil have been foiled time and time again by his Forklifts of Benevolence.


  *Deep Breath*
 

  I'm forgetting something, but it's a start. Welcome Back!

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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #243 on: September 13, 2014, 11:54:00 am »

Jump back into that airlock, and act confused as to how that happened...
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #244 on: September 13, 2014, 12:04:49 pm »

Mention to the fourth wall that, without Nuclear Physics, gravity shouldn't exist, neither should any form of chemistry, including essential biological processes. Also mention that as a technically dead spirit of reality-warping powah I don't need those processes, but many others do. For instance, blazing glory. Once I'm done, return to my realm.

The Fiver Effect's flip side isn't that bad as long as I fight by proxy. I think my action is a bit overboard on the collateral damage, but I need to send the message as to not even think of going for any of the bounties on my head, lest they risk my wrath upon them.
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #245 on: September 13, 2014, 01:32:01 pm »

Check on the aliens I found in that system that the alliance colonised.
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #246 on: September 13, 2014, 02:13:49 pm »

((You didn't roll anything last turn, at least for me.))
Search for Rin Tohsaka.
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #247 on: September 13, 2014, 06:58:12 pm »

Mention to the fourth wall that, without Nuclear Physics, gravity shouldn't exist, neither should any form of chemistry, including essential biological processes. Also mention that as a technically dead spirit of reality-warping powah I don't need those processes, but many others do. For instance, blazing glory. Once I'm done, return to my realm.

The Fiver Effect's flip side isn't that bad as long as I fight by proxy. I think my action is a bit overboard on the collateral damage, but I need to send the message as to not even think of going for any of the bounties on my head, lest they risk my wrath upon them.

Remind IcyTea that I don't actually have a biological form.

Use the Cheat Drive to jump to IcyTea's dimension,assess the situation of his dimension.

Request GM update my file,as I rolled a 5 two rounds ago,I have established myself as leader of the clans and it should be listed in my territory.
« Last Edit: September 13, 2014, 07:22:21 pm by blazing glory »
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #248 on: September 14, 2014, 08:54:29 pm »

Invent a new Canadian superfood by mixing maple syrup, moose meat, cheese curds, gravy, and fries.
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #249 on: September 20, 2014, 01:31:43 pm »

Jump back into that airlock, and act confused as to how that happened...

[1] You are ejected from said airlock into the empty vastness of space. If you've ever read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, you know what to do.

Mention to the fourth wall that, without Nuclear Physics, gravity shouldn't exist, neither should any form of chemistry, including essential biological processes. Also mention that as a technically dead spirit of reality-warping powah I don't need those processes, but many others do. For instance, blazing glory. Once I'm done, return to my realm.

The Fiver Effect's flip side isn't that bad as long as I fight by proxy. I think my action is a bit overboard on the collateral damage, but I need to send the message as to not even think of going for any of the bounties on my head, lest they risk my wrath upon them.

[AUTO5-A FLAW IN YOUR ARGUMENT] You wipe out all biological life which depended on Artificial Physics by destroying the Suspension of Disbelief in an attempt to destroy blazing glory. Unfortunately, this has NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER on blazing glory, who is a non-tangible being currently possessing a Mech.

  Congrats on causing our first genocide of universal proportions- reboots simply revert as opposed to replace- here's a Cheatoin.

  If your turn isn't here it is because you had an Organic Form in the wrong universe which IcyTea messed up and did everything except what he was trying to do.

Check on the aliens I found in that system that the alliance colonised.

[2] The Alien Shield doesn't stop them from being destroyed by IcyTea's actions. The only reason you are still a god is that some humans were living in IcyTeas Pocket Dimension. Apparently the Alpha Centuari have their home world copied in several dimensions, so you don't even get that pleasure.

Give him the pointer finger and repeat the following:
"I've been meaning to talk to you, I am the king of France, and I need your help I'm afraid, there are these people outside of this universe and they're making sure to tear every single world to pieces, they even destroyed an alternate version of Earth, so I ask of you to join me in my crusade against these monsters." If he says anything remotely hostile then kill him with the power of dance, then bring him back to life, and kill him again, repeat until he agrees to help me.

[4] "...If you can prove your claims I will do what I can."


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Remind IcyTea that I don't actually have a biological form.

Beat you to it. I went into DEBATE MODE.

Use the Cheat Drive to jump to IcyTea's dimension,assess the situation of his dimension.

[1] It looks like you can just walk in without dying multiple cruel and gruesome deaths before your 'brain' shuts down!

Request GM update my file,as I rolled a 5 two rounds ago,I have established myself as leader of the clans and it should be listed in my territory.

You now control the Clans of Something!

Invent a new Canadian superfood by mixing maple syrup, moose meat, cheese curds, gravy, and fries.

[3] Nothing lives in the Physical Realm (that was biological) so you start attempting to create metaphysical Canadian Superfood. Should you add Venison, Bacon and Timbits to that list.





 
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #250 on: September 20, 2014, 01:40:47 pm »

((...IcyTea, did ya just mess with my Grail War?))
Use as much of my energy as I can to attempt to annihilate IcyTea completely and utterly.
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #251 on: September 20, 2014, 01:48:38 pm »

BEGIN INVADING ICYTEA UNIVERSE
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #252 on: September 20, 2014, 02:38:11 pm »

Let my laughter echo across the 'verses. Block all entry into my 'verse by folding the space upon itself, then again and again, leaving very few no entry points that don't immediately lead out. And the few theoretical ones that can be used are one- or two- zero-dimensional, so anyone entering that way will have to take a rather serious disadvantage for any upcoming fight.

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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #253 on: September 20, 2014, 02:59:42 pm »

Add venison, bacon, timbits, seal blubber, kraft dinner, smoked salmon, montreal smoked meat, beaver tails, 2 cream, 2 sugar, a shot of whiskey, and snow to the recipe. All ethereal of course.
Sell it to the citizens of Tavik's colonies.
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« Reply #254 on: September 20, 2014, 04:19:05 pm »

Let my laughter echo across the 'verses. Block all entry into my 'verse by folding the space upon itself, leaving very few entry points that don't immediately lead out. And the few that can be used are one- or two-dimensional, so anyone entering that way will have to take a rather serious disadvantage for any upcoming fight.
EXCUSE ME, BUT I AM A INFINITE NUMBER OF UNIVERSES WHERE A COLONY SHIP DID NOT KILL A TYPE OF PHYSICS BY RAMMING INTO IT. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT I CAN FORCE MY WAY INTO ONE UNIVERSE WITHOUT A PORTAL
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