THEN EXPAND THEIR STAR
[4]vs.[ShieldRoll=4] You expand their Star, but that damned shield seems able to compensate. You need something... more. The shield now gets a -1 to it's rolls though.
Set up a base on the outer most planet. The one that is perfect for military uses.
[4] You set up base, but are thrown off guard when some outside force expands your star. You use your Metagaming Knowledge to conclude it's poketwo, and that he isn't going to stop anytime soon.
Get out of challenge by saying that I am having trouble with my time machine.
[1] You say that right as you accidentally lean into the Time Jump Button and appear in the right Time Period in the right Continuity and all that Jazz.
You were saying?
Your next spawn point will be vaporized.
Spawn in the main Orc base.
[3] You spawn a little too far to the Northwest and vaporize only a quarter of their base. On the bright side of things, they can't kill you since you were vaporized as well,
and you were just given a KillSat similar to my own- thank IcyTea for that. Here is the original specs:
[5][5] GM KillSat 15 Cheatoin
My personal KillSat. Features include Void Travel Capabilities, Cloaking Device, Anti-Chuck Norris Cannon, and Park Assist among others.
Of course, you can customise and modify as needed. It is immune to Roll Modifiers at this time, a feature originally intended as a Anti-Theft Measure.
Fight back the minecrafters.
[4] You hold them off by getting your world updated to the latest version- this confuses them for awhile since they first assume you 'switched servers', whatever
that means.
Return to space and look for Trinity Mothership.
[5] You find the Trinity Mothership and follow it to some shipyard in the process of building several different types of ships of various classes.
become the osmosis of knowledge
[6] You do so, and are overwhelmed by the knowledge of how truly awesome I am and freeze up- not burn up,
freeze up.
Challenge all other beings to a free-for-all battle royale. I will then setup the rules based on the amount of beings that agree.
[6] Alright, I'll accept that challenge. Free-for-all means everyone for themselves, so have fun
KillSat A.I: "Powering up weapons, 76% charged. 5 turns to Full Power. Please remember you can fire at any point during the firing process! Have a nice day."The KillSat goes to Elephant Parade. ((Rolling three ones in a row is even more curious when I should've got AUTO5's unless the London Tower is somehow ran by the Rabbits' Creed. You did leave a loophole for me to give the KillSat to myself, by the way, but I'll be good and not abuse it.))
Challenge all other beings to a free-for-all battle royale. I will then setup the rules based on the amount of beings that agree.
Accept the challenge.
[1] Oh ho! Computer, divide weapon load to annihilate two targets.
"Computing... Targets Locked." ((It wasn't the Rabbits Creed, but I had to hide my KillSat somewhere... I literally choose that location a while ago in preparation for someone attempting to Coup the GM via turning on the TV and using the first location I saw- Doctor Who was on.))
The KillSat goes to Elephant Parade. ((Rolling three ones in a row is even more curious when I should've got AUTO5's unless the London Tower is somehow ran by the Rabbits' Creed. You did leave a loophole for me to give the KillSat to myself, by the way, but I'll be good and not abuse it.))
Elephant Parade has earned a KillSat!
I am now Agent Smith
[5] You are
all the Agent Smiths...
all of them. *Eyebrow Twitch*