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Connect the Dots, show what places are connected to where and whom.

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Other, I'm stumped- suggust in thread so they can be added here.

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Total Members Voted: 12

[IcyTea31]

((What kind of a corrosive can eat into a reality-warping ghost/spirit?))

[Elephant Parade]

Invoke ring. Regain and improve my magical powers.

[Amoura Elvenfire]

Break free form control and take over nav's territory. xo

[poketwo]

DO WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO AGAIN

[Tavik Toth]

Mine for resources on one of the outer planets.

[Playergamer]

Build danger rooms and elf target ranges. Begin to ramp up training to extreme heights.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Release the magic from the ring.

[IcyTea31]

Reality warp a hole into the bottom of the barrel so the corrosive Cheatoin Acid leaks out.

EDIT: Additionally, quietly coup the barrel for the HP bonus.

[TalonisWolf]

Implement reforms, again.

Describing your form/s of government and military structure doesn't (normally) require a roll, although it might at some point affect a roll.

...now that I mention it I'll put that in the rules.

Edit:

((What kind of a corrosive can eat into a reality-warping ghost/spirit?))

  Cheatoin Acid.

[IcyTea31]

((Since the Rabbits' Creed can negate my Fiver Effect, shouldn't I get the GM ERROR bonus? Ninja edit: I'm an idiot. It's a roll modifier like any other. Secondly, why use an arbitrary turns-until-death value when I have Health Points to spare? Gotta make the most of all these numbers I have on my side, savvy?))

[TalonisWolf]

((Since the Rabbits' Creed can negate my Fiver Effect, shouldn't I get the GM ERROR bonus? Ninja edit: I'm an idiot. It's a roll modifier like any other. Secondly, why use an arbitrary turns-until-death value when I have Health Points to spare? Gotta make the most of all these numbers I have on my side, savvy?))

  I did the math, actually. It does ten damage per turn... annnnd I just double checked and you actually have 31 HP as opposed to 30... so technically you have four turns?

 

[aattss]

Coup the wizards in order to create a society without racism, where all orcs are equal

[blazing glory]

Go to the past.

[IcyTea31]

((Make that six turns, actually:

Coup the primary governmental building of a random nation.

[5] You Coup Coups. Everytime someone coups something, you gain 2HP. Gimme a moment to calculate
 how much points you've gotten from all the coups since the last universal reboot... [15.5*2=125.25 31 HP].

Spoiler: Successful coups since then (click to show/hide)

Coup Literatura, the library planet. Reading IS Cool, IF YOU BELIEVE

[5] You coup ALL the Libraries! The illiterate cannot hope to match you in combat!

COUP ALL THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN THE UNIVERSE

[5] You coup all Nuclear Physics!

Coup Russia

[6] Apparently, the Russians are dying out due to some Biological Weapon which targets the Russian Genome in this universe.
You only have a three turns to live and rule Other Russia.

Coup The Internet.

[5] You Coup the Internet in Universe 2! The one where Earth isn't vaporized! It is very, very much more technologically advanced and you are all the more powerful for it! Your only enemy in this universe are the Tech-Hating Old Geezers Movement, a minor threat.

Warp into existence a 500000 strong killbot army, of which 50000 are specialized elite units. Prepare an assault on Russia.

[AUTO5] You do so, and Russia is... nearly abandoned, although there may be reason Siberia is quarantined so you don't touch it.

Well, I guess I'll join or something, if possible.
Coup Middle Earth

[6] Someone *coughblazingglorycough* left it in a sate of disarray and chaos by taking Gandalf and absorbing him, ruining the whole plot.

...Sauron is actually looking like the good guy?! The Elves have gone crazy because their source of power here has faded and causing genocide? THe Hobbits have been forced to take refuge with the Dwarves and fight alongside their short bearded brethren? BLAZING GLORY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!

Coup Russia. Thanks Kingbodz, now I don't even need a killbot army.

[5] You coup Underground Russia. Now you have two Russia's.

Lead the elves to coup Middle Earth

[6] The Elves coup Middle Earth led by you, then exile you to secure their power. Opps.

lead the orcs into couping the elves

[4] You have couped the Elves through kidnapping shenanigans and excessive violence!

Coup magic by sealing it all into a ring

Coup ring, steal its magic power.

[5] A Ring which contains all Magic, which means you've inadvertently imprisoned Sinvara & Blitzdungeoneer in it and sealed them away!

(From top of quote to bottom) [4] vs. [2]: The Ring is promptly stolen by some student from one of the many Magical Academies. That is... worrisome.

10*2 HP, please, or maybe less, some of these can be argued.

EDIT: It might seem a bit assholish to be this much of a Rules Lawyer, but man, those bunnies, I need all the bonuses I can get.))

[TalonisWolf]

(Please look at blazing glory's turn- everything is his fault)

Invoke ring. Regain and improve my magical powers.

[2] You never lost your powers, fool!

  Annnd some spirit thing just absorbed the ring into their being  although you notice they look like they are barely holding themselves together...

  Insult to injury, the Orcs just couped Wizards... that includes YOU.

Break free form control and take over nav's territory. xo

[1] 🔥 💀 Your corpse is attacked by Minecrafters invading the worlds of Dwarf Fortress, and shoved into a volcano. 🔥 💀

DO WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO AGAIN

[4] They get the message and ask 'Why can't we all just be friends?' Great, pacifist aliens with superior technology.

Mine for resources on one of the outer planets.

[4] 🏰 You set up a mining operation on Planet 15, the one with all the Lava Flows.

Build danger rooms and elf target ranges. Begin to ramp up training to extreme heights.

[3] You declare war on the Elves.

Release the magic from the ring.

[5] You ignore the Evil Overlord List and absorb the ring into your being! You have a feeling this will have consequences, but ignore it.

Reality warp a hole into the bottom of the barrel so the corrosive Cheatoin Acid leaks out.

EDIT: Additionally, quietly coup the barrel for the HP bonus.

[AUTO5] You coup the barrel and proceed to feel a massive surge of strength and vitality. +22 HP This does have the side-effect of you falling through the hole in the bottom of the barrel into...

[Random Stranger-Given Location] Kings Cross Station. (They specified Harry Potter! Strangers are great!)

 You see two kids run into a pillar and complain about some gateway closing early. Interesting... perhaps they tried to summon Cthulu?

Go back to the stolen Gundam and load one of the new GN Drives into it, then pilot it.

[6] You do so... and run into a battle between Celestial Being and those other tools.

Coup the wizards in order to create a society without racism, where all orcs are equal

[5] You coup the Wizards and can now learn magic after filling out the paperwork!

Go to the past.

[6]  Ω  You go back before anything existed! The Higher Beings are not amused, however- you just messed up 'The Plan', whatever that is- and proceed to create Me and the Rabbits Creed and place the very first bounty ever- on YOU.  Ω

  EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED IS YOUR FAULT! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!