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Alright, you want a Map. How should I make the Map?

Connect the Dots, show what places are connected to where and whom.
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Other, I'm stumped- suggust in thread so they can be added here.
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Aseaheru

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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #255 on: September 20, 2014, 06:59:41 pm »

Think about the fact that if a ship that travels based on the improbability of it traveling travels than everything less improbable is certain to occur, such as the fact that said vessel that travels via the improbability of its traveling happening to pick me up just at the moment where I would otherwise die, since thats slightly less improbable (although not as improbable as a nuke turning into a bowl of sentient petunias, or the fact that the ruler of the universe is slightly retarded, calls his cat God and lives in a shack.)
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #256 on: September 20, 2014, 07:29:11 pm »

Spread human life across the multiverse again. See if its possible to do the same with aliens.
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #257 on: September 20, 2014, 10:52:25 pm »

EXCUSE ME, BUT I AM A INFINITE NUMBER OF UNIVERSES WHERE A COLONY SHIP DID NOT KILL A TYPE OF PHYSICS BY RAMMING INTO IT. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT I CAN FORCE MY WAY INTO ONE UNIVERSE WITHOUT A PORTAL
"Didn't I kill you already? Eh, you're welcome to try."

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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #258 on: September 20, 2014, 10:55:37 pm »

(So I died?)
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #259 on: September 21, 2014, 06:27:00 am »

EXCUSE ME, BUT I AM A INFINITE NUMBER OF UNIVERSES WHERE A COLONY SHIP DID NOT KILL A TYPE OF PHYSICS BY RAMMING INTO IT. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT I CAN FORCE MY WAY INTO ONE UNIVERSE WITHOUT A PORTAL
"Didn't I kill you already? Eh, you're welcome to try."

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KINDA, BUT AS THEY SAID, STRIKE ME DOWN, THEN I SHALL COME BACK STRONGER."
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #260 on: September 21, 2014, 08:42:29 am »

TURN OFF MY OUTSIDE WORLD CAMERA, CODE IN...THE UNIVERSE
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #261 on: September 21, 2014, 12:17:43 pm »

(So I died?)

No.

Think about the fact that if a ship that travels based on the improbability of it traveling travels than everything less improbable is certain to occur, such as the fact that said vessel that travels via the improbability of its traveling happening to pick me up just at the moment where I would otherwise die, since thats slightly less improbable (although not as improbable as a nuke turning into a bowl of sentient petunias, or the fact that the ruler of the universe is slightly retarded, calls his cat God and lives in a shack.)

...WELL, I'LL USE A LESS KNOWN WORK OF LITERATURE NEXT TIME. Maybe.
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #262 on: September 21, 2014, 07:58:42 pm »

Find IcyTea.
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Destroying Nuclear Physics? Opps.
« Reply #263 on: September 21, 2014, 10:38:00 pm »

...WELL, I'LL USE A LESS KNOWN WORK OF LITERATURE NEXT TIME. Maybe.
It pro bally wouldn't have mattered. I read an alarmingly large amount of sci-fi
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Picking on IcyTea? Fair game!
« Reply #264 on: September 25, 2014, 09:16:37 pm »

IcyTea


Let my laughter echo across the 'verses. Block all entry into my 'verse by folding the space upon itself, then again and again, leaving very few no entry points that don't immediately lead out. And the few theoretical ones that can be used are one- or two- zero-dimensional, so anyone entering that way will have to take a rather serious disadvantage for any upcoming fight.

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[Auto5] You decide to hole up until Tavith is finished Tavith'ing and take the proper precautions.

The rest of the Playthings Players. No, I'm not being creepy... Right?

((...IcyTea, did ya just mess with my Grail War?))
Use as much of my energy as I can to attempt to annihilate IcyTea completely and utterly.

[6] You burn out your Playerforce to destroy IcyTea and are now thrown down to NPC status, hoping for the day some hapless player accepts you into their party so you regain your former status.

BEGIN INVADING ICYTEA UNIVERSE

[3] You try to get in the only way you know how:

  By knocking on the multi-dimensional front door and pretending to be selling Girl Guide Cookies.

Find IcyTea.

  [4] You travel to a point in time before Physics got screwed up and IcyTea reduced most life in the universe into not existing.

Add venison, bacon, timbits, seal blubber, kraft dinner, smoked salmon, montreal smoked meat, beaver tails, 2 cream, 2 sugar, a shot of whiskey, and snow to the recipe. All ethereal of course.
Sell it to the citizens of Tavik's colonies.


[6] You are overwhelmed by spirit tourists seeking the best Canadian-Style cooking in the afterlife and have no time to do anything but cook. The Lumberjacks alone could eat until the Universe collapses from Shenanigan Overdose.

"Oh, well, I didn't take any pictures, but..."
Use whatever magical energy I have to create a dimensional window -Note that I said window there? I mean a window that doesn't expose me to the vacuum of space- to the destroyed version of Earth.

[1] You somehow open a window to this Universe as it was 'before' the last reboot.

  That shouldn't be possible.

  You then are caught off guard by a arm opening your 'window' and dragging you through it.

  That shouldn't be possible either. In fact, if you're not mistaken, that means someone with extraordinary power is reversing the reboot on everyone in the other universe...

Let my laughter echo across the 'verses. Block all entry into my 'verse by folding the space upon itself, leaving very few entry points that don't immediately lead out. And the few that can be used are one- or two-dimensional, so anyone entering that way will have to take a rather serious disadvantage for any upcoming fight.
EXCUSE ME, BUT I AM A INFINITE NUMBER OF UNIVERSES WHERE A COLONY SHIP DID NOT KILL A TYPE OF PHYSICS BY RAMMING INTO IT. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT I CAN FORCE MY WAY INTO ONE UNIVERSE WITHOUT A PORTAL

[3] Apparently you can't since Time no longer flows Linearly. Someone is effing about with the Universe again.

Think about the fact that if a ship that travels based on the improbability of it traveling travels than everything less improbable is certain to occur, such as the fact that said vessel that travels via the improbability of its traveling happening to pick me up just at the moment where I would otherwise die, since thats slightly less improbable (although not as improbable as a nuke turning into a bowl of sentient petunias, or the fact that the ruler of the universe is slightly retarded, calls his cat God and lives in a shack.)

[2] You find yourself cut in half by the Materialization of a ship you recognize from the news- that moron President stole it. Hey, look, there he is! Wonder if he'll autograph your frozen corpse.

Spread human life across the multiverse again. See if its possible to do the same with aliens.

[5] You convince the Gods to revert the Reboot so none of this ever happened. They don't know how it works, but they figure it's a bad idea to try and figure it and just start doing it regardless.

TURN OFF MY OUTSIDE WORLD CAMERA, CODE IN...THE UNIVERSE

[2] Which one? This one, that one, a pocket one, The T.A.R.D.I.S... there are a lot of Universes that could be 'The Universe'.

((Phew. Got the update in before I leave for camp tomorrow, Thank Armok. Got close, though...))




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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Picking on IcyTea? Fair Game!
« Reply #265 on: September 25, 2014, 10:26:17 pm »

Summon up the clans and their Battlemechs to invade IcyTea's home.
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Picking on IcyTea? Fair Game!
« Reply #266 on: September 25, 2014, 11:53:40 pm »

Take precautions to not lose any thing or power of mine, then help with the reversion.
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Picking on IcyTea? Fair Game!
« Reply #267 on: September 26, 2014, 04:45:37 am »

((Oh wow.))

Go check on Earth.
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Re: Roll to Coup- 13/ Infinite, Join us! Picking on IcyTea? Fair Game!
« Reply #268 on: September 26, 2014, 05:18:41 am »

MY OWN UNIVERSE!I WILL BUILD MY OWN UNIVERSE WITH HOOKERS, AND BLACK JACK![/s]
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« Reply #269 on: September 26, 2014, 06:10:39 am »

SEE IF THE GM IS DOING ALL THOSE SHENANIGANS, AND IF NOT, SEND A MESSAGE TO THOSE GODS THREATENING THEM NOT TO DO THE REBOOT
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