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[Flying Dice]

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Hello Imgur, my old friend,
I've come to browse through you again,
Because a repost softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the repost that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the frontpage of Imgur.

In restless dreams I posted alone
Lengthy paragraphs on my phone,
'Neath the facade of a central bank,
I scoffed at memes both old and dank
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a kitten rub
That split the halls of usersub
And touched the frontpage of Imgur.

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People shitposting without thinking,
People upvoting without listening,
People reposting images that hundreds ever shared
And no one dared
Leave the frontpage of Imgur.

"Fools," said I, "You do not know.
The frontpage like a cancer grows.
Read my words that I might teach you.
Take my advice that I might reach you."
But my words like silent downvotes fell
And echoed in the hell of usersub

And the people bowed and prayed
To the repost god they made.
And OP flashed out their warning
In the words that it was forming.
And the OP said, "FP Edit: Please send nudes
But not you, dudes
And upvote me again to the frontpage."

A shitty three minute hackjob.

[Calidovi]

Spoiler: This Probably Has Some Liturgical Meaning (click to show/hide)

[Akura]

Desert Rain Frog.

[Spehss _]

Desert Rain Frog.

ohmagerd teh sounds aaaaaaaa

[Arx]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hello Imgur, my old friend,
I've come to browse through you again,
Because a repost softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the repost that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the frontpage of Imgur.

In restless dreams I posted alone
Lengthy paragraphs on my phone,
'Neath the facade of a central bank,
I scoffed at memes both old and dank
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a kitten rub
That split the halls of usersub
And touched the frontpage of Imgur.

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People shitposting without thinking,
People upvoting without listening,
People reposting images that hundreds ever shared
And no one dared
Leave the frontpage of Imgur.

"Fools," said I, "You do not know.
The frontpage like a cancer grows.
Read my words that I might teach you.
Take my advice that I might reach you."
But my words like silent downvotes fell
And echoed in the hell of usersub

And the people bowed and prayed
To the repost god they made.
And OP flashed out their warning
In the words that it was forming.
And the OP said, "FP Edit: Please send nudes
But not you, dudes
And upvote me again to the frontpage."

A shitty three minute hackjob.

* Arx upvotes

I mean, that's pretty good for a three minute hack.

[Akura]

Spoiler: I want to say something, but I just can't come up with it right now (click to show/hide)

[Graknorke]

Desert Rain Frog.

Why would an animal both look and sound like a squeaky dog toy? Truly natural selection is a fickle and fucking weird mistress.

Spoiler: I want to say something, but I just can't come up with it right now (click to show/hide)

Bite my shiny carapaced abdomen.

[Eric Blank]

I has a western toad (well, I think) :3

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It is totes adorbs.

[Flying Dice]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hello Imgur, my old friend,
I've come to browse through you again,
Because a repost softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the repost that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the frontpage of Imgur.

In restless dreams I posted alone
Lengthy paragraphs on my phone,
'Neath the facade of a central bank,
I scoffed at memes both old and dank
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a kitten rub
That split the halls of usersub
And touched the frontpage of Imgur.

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People shitposting without thinking,
People upvoting without listening,
People reposting images that hundreds ever shared
And no one dared
Leave the frontpage of Imgur.

"Fools," said I, "You do not know.
The frontpage like a cancer grows.
Read my words that I might teach you.
Take my advice that I might reach you."
But my words like silent downvotes fell
And echoed in the hell of usersub

And the people bowed and prayed
To the repost god they made.
And OP flashed out their warning
In the words that it was forming.
And the OP said, "FP Edit: Please send nudes
But not you, dudes
And upvote me again to the frontpage."

A shitty three minute hackjob.

* Arx upvotes

I mean, that's pretty good for a three minute hack.

Thanks, that's kind of you to say.

But seriously though I completely halfassed most of the lines that were altered more than trivially, it'd probably sound like shit if sung. :I

[scrdest]

I has a western toad (well, I think) :3

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It is totes adorbs.

Give it a tiny laptop!

[Baffler]

Spoiler: Pygmy Rabbit (click to show/hide)

This may well have been posted before, but I'll be damned before I check through nearly 3000 posts to find it.

[scriver]

That's not a rabbit, that's some kind of pudgy, big-eared mouse :v

[Gentlefish]

Oh no, it's a colombian pygmy rabbit, and they're the worlds smallest lagomorph. They live in the Colombia basin, which is where I live.

They breed like the opposite of rabbits though, and their territories are fragmented so they're critically endangered.

What's even cuter (and more sad) is that you can fit three fully grown adults in one little handful.

[uber pye]

spooped duck

[Akura]

spooped duck

"Uh, hey, why aren't I going forward? What the- hey, put me down! Putmedownputmedownputmedownputmedown!!!"