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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 42582 times)

Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #345 on: August 09, 2014, 10:47:25 pm »
Quote from: Salsacookies on August 09, 2014, 10:44:36 pm
ASTEROID NOT HIT EARTH, EARTH HIT ASTEROID!!!
Give him an fate worse than death
« Last Edit: August 10, 2014, 12:21:55 am by Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER »
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« Reply #346 on: August 09, 2014, 10:48:20 pm »
Evolve into Axe of Destruction. Destroy Asteroid and Earth.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #347 on: August 09, 2014, 11:39:40 pm »
Convince the asteroid that it was it that flew into pieces, not my foot.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #348 on: August 10, 2014, 12:05:38 am »
Avoid dying.  Survive asteroid impact.  Level up for successful badassery.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #349 on: August 10, 2014, 12:58:01 am »
Respawn. Unite mankind against a mutual enemy in an inspiring, but somehow Godwin's-Law-invoking story. Blast that meteoroid into smithereens.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #350 on: August 10, 2014, 05:34:30 am »
become a major political figure of the space empire
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« Reply #351 on: August 10, 2014, 06:48:21 am »
Quote from: Salsacookies on August 09, 2014, 10:44:36 pm
ASTEROID NOT HIT EARTH, EARTH HIT ASTEROID!!!
IN SOVIET SPACE, SOVIET RUSSIA USES MEME ON YOU
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« Reply #352 on: August 10, 2014, 04:09:55 pm »
Quote from: Salsacookies on August 09, 2014, 10:44:36 pm
ASTEROID NOT HIT EARTH, EARTH HIT ASTEROID!!!
(3)ACTUALLY, SINCE THE ASTEROID IS MOVING FASTER, IT'S THE ASTEROID THAT'S HITTING EARTH

Quote from: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on August 09, 2014, 10:47:25 pm
Quote from: Salsacookies on August 09, 2014, 10:44:36 pm
ASTEROID NOT HIT EARTH, EARTH HIT ASTEROID!!!
Give him an fate worse than death
(5)HE DIES, AND GETS A -1 PENALTY TO HIS FIRST ACTION ON HIS NEXT LIFE.

Quote from: Beirus on August 09, 2014, 10:48:20 pm
Evolve into Axe of Destruction. Destroy Asteroid and Earth.
(2)AXES CAN'T EVOLVE.

Quote from: masked_krusader on August 09, 2014, 11:39:40 pm
Convince the asteroid that it was it that flew into pieces, not my foot.
(4)THE ASTEROID IS NOW DELUSIONAL.

Quote from: Lightningfalcon on August 10, 2014, 12:05:38 am
Avoid dying.  Survive asteroid impact.  Level up for successful badassery.
NO. YOU DIED. YOU CAN'T AVOID SOMETHING THAT ALREADY HAPPENED.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on August 10, 2014, 12:58:01 am
Respawn. Unite mankind against a mutual enemy in an inspiring, but somehow Godwin's-Law-invoking story. Blast that meteoroid into smithereens.
(3)YOU RESPAWN.

Quote from: tuypo1 on August 10, 2014, 05:34:30 am
become a major political figure of the space empire
(4)YOU BECOME A MINOR POLITICAL FIGURE. YOU WILL NOW BE TARGETED BY ASSASSINS.

Quote from: poketwo on August 10, 2014, 06:48:21 am
Quote from: Salsacookies on August 09, 2014, 10:44:36 pm
ASTEROID NOT HIT EARTH, EARTH HIT ASTEROID!!!
IN SOVIET SPACE, SOVIET RUSSIA USES MEME ON YOU
(1)THE ASTEROID DOESN'T LIKE MEMES. YOU DIE.

[2]THE ASSASSINS CAN'T FIND TUYPO1.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #353 on: August 10, 2014, 04:20:37 pm »
Well, worth a try.
Respawn aboard giant dreadnaught. Kill anything and everything in my way with said dreadnaught.  Max out badass space piloting skill.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #354 on: August 10, 2014, 04:29:01 pm »
Respawn on Earth. Activate rocket boosters to get Earth off the meteoroid's course.
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Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER

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« Reply #355 on: August 10, 2014, 05:50:06 pm »
drink ice cream
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #356 on: August 10, 2014, 06:33:15 pm »
Take a dump.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #357 on: August 10, 2014, 07:13:56 pm »
introduce a bill in parliament to save the earth and asteroid
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #358 on: August 10, 2014, 07:19:40 pm »
begin to destroy all humans on the asteroid
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #359 on: August 10, 2014, 07:21:19 pm »
Merge with Asteroid to become Axestroid of Destruction.
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Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.
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