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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 42907 times)

Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #345 on: August 09, 2014, 10:47:25 pm »

ASTEROID NOT HIT EARTH, EARTH HIT ASTEROID!!!
Give him an fate worse than death
« Last Edit: August 10, 2014, 12:21:55 am by Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER »
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #346 on: August 09, 2014, 10:48:20 pm »

Evolve into Axe of Destruction. Destroy Asteroid and Earth.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #347 on: August 09, 2014, 11:39:40 pm »

Convince the asteroid that it was it that flew into pieces, not my foot.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #348 on: August 10, 2014, 12:05:38 am »

Avoid dying.  Survive asteroid impact.  Level up for successful badassery.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #349 on: August 10, 2014, 12:58:01 am »

Respawn. Unite mankind against a mutual enemy in an inspiring, but somehow Godwin's-Law-invoking story. Blast that meteoroid into smithereens.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #350 on: August 10, 2014, 05:34:30 am »

become a major political figure of the space empire
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #351 on: August 10, 2014, 06:48:21 am »

ASTEROID NOT HIT EARTH, EARTH HIT ASTEROID!!!
IN SOVIET SPACE, SOVIET RUSSIA USES MEME ON YOU
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #352 on: August 10, 2014, 04:09:55 pm »

ASTEROID NOT HIT EARTH, EARTH HIT ASTEROID!!!
(3)ACTUALLY, SINCE THE ASTEROID IS MOVING FASTER, IT'S THE ASTEROID THAT'S HITTING EARTH

ASTEROID NOT HIT EARTH, EARTH HIT ASTEROID!!!
Give him an fate worse than death
(5)HE DIES, AND GETS A -1 PENALTY TO HIS FIRST ACTION ON HIS NEXT LIFE.

Evolve into Axe of Destruction. Destroy Asteroid and Earth.
(2)AXES CAN'T EVOLVE.

Convince the asteroid that it was it that flew into pieces, not my foot.
(4)THE ASTEROID IS NOW DELUSIONAL.

Avoid dying.  Survive asteroid impact.  Level up for successful badassery.
NO. YOU DIED. YOU CAN'T AVOID SOMETHING THAT ALREADY HAPPENED.

Respawn. Unite mankind against a mutual enemy in an inspiring, but somehow Godwin's-Law-invoking story. Blast that meteoroid into smithereens.
(3)YOU RESPAWN.

become a major political figure of the space empire
(4)YOU BECOME A MINOR POLITICAL FIGURE. YOU WILL NOW BE TARGETED BY ASSASSINS.

ASTEROID NOT HIT EARTH, EARTH HIT ASTEROID!!!
IN SOVIET SPACE, SOVIET RUSSIA USES MEME ON YOU
(1)THE ASTEROID DOESN'T LIKE MEMES. YOU DIE.

[2]THE ASSASSINS CAN'T FIND TUYPO1.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #353 on: August 10, 2014, 04:20:37 pm »

Well, worth a try.
Respawn aboard giant dreadnaught. Kill anything and everything in my way with said dreadnaught.  Max out badass space piloting skill.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #354 on: August 10, 2014, 04:29:01 pm »

Respawn on Earth. Activate rocket boosters to get Earth off the meteoroid's course.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #355 on: August 10, 2014, 05:50:06 pm »

drink ice cream
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #356 on: August 10, 2014, 06:33:15 pm »

Take a dump.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #357 on: August 10, 2014, 07:13:56 pm »

introduce a bill in parliament to save the earth and asteroid
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #358 on: August 10, 2014, 07:19:40 pm »

begin to destroy all humans on the asteroid
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #359 on: August 10, 2014, 07:21:19 pm »

Merge with Asteroid to become Axestroid of Destruction.
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