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[Tawa]

RISE FROM THE DEAD AND DERAIL THE THREAD

RISE FROM THE DEAD!
DERAIL THE THREAD!
RISE FROM THE DEAD!
DERAIL THE THREAD!
IÄ IÄ! TAWAROCHIR F'HTAGN!

[Elephant Parade]

ROLL TO AVOID DYING HAS ENDED, BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR ROLL TO AVOID DYING II!

CURRENT SPAWN AREA: ASTEROID ROCKETING TOWARD EARTH.

[IcyTea31]

Activate rocket boosters and get into a stable orbit.

[Tawa]

USE MAGIC TO PREVENT ANYBODY ELSE FROM LEAVING THE ASTEROID AND PERMANENTLY CHANGE ITS COURSE TO BE FLYING STRAIGHT AT THE EARTH. ESCAPE ASTEROID. NOTE THAT THE MAGIC LETS ME AND ME ALONE ESCAPE THE ASTEROID.

[Yoink]

SPAWN AS SUPERMAN, DEFLECT ASTEROID

[Elephant Parade]

Activate rocket boosters and get into a stable orbit.

(2)THE ROCKET BOOSTERS AREN'T ATTACHED TO THE METEOR

YOU ARE SENT FLYING INTO SPACE

USE MAGIC TO PREVENT ANYBODY ELSE FROM LEAVING THE ASTEROID AND PERMANENTLY CHANGE ITS COURSE TO BE FLYING STRAIGHT AT THE EARTH. ESCAPE ASTEROID. NOTE THAT THE MAGIC LETS ME AND ME ALONE ESCAPE THE ASTEROID.

(2)MAGIC ISN'T REAL. YOU ARE ANNIHILATED FOR ATTEMPTING TO BREAK THE LAWS OF THIS UNIVERSE.

SPAWN AS SUPERMAN, DEFLECT ASTEROID

(6)YOU PUNCH THE METEOR SO HARD THAT IT FLIES THROUGH A HOLE IN SPACETIME. IT REAPPEARS IN ITS FORMER LOCATION.

ALSO, YOUR HAND IS DESTROYED BY THE EXTREME FORCE OF THE METEOR. -1 TO ALL ACTIONS.

REVEAL THAT I AM STILL ALIVE

WERE YOU EVEN PLAYING?

RISE FROM THE DEAD AND DERAIL THE THREAD

RISE FROM THE DEAD!
DERAIL THE THREAD!
RISE FROM THE DEAD!
DERAIL THE THREAD!
IÄ IÄ! TAWAROCHIR F'HTAGN!

(1)THE METEOR IS NOW ON RAILS.

[Lightningfalcon]

I AM NOT BOUND BY YOUR PUNY LAWS OF PHYSICS. Leave asteroid for nearby habital planet that is outside the moons trajectory.  Level up for successfully completing the quest "Escape asteroid". 

[Beirus]

Still be Axe of Destruction. Destructify the asteroid.

[Kingbodz]

Spawn as a Sith

[masked_krusader]

Falcon kick the asteroid into pieces.

[Tawa]

RESPAWN
KILL EVERYBODY ELSE

[tuypo1]

perform assorted activities to discover suitability of asteroid for mining

[IcyTea31]

Activate rocket boosters to get into a stable orbit. ((Let's see how many turns I can run on a single action.))

[Elephant Parade]

I AM NOT BOUND BY YOUR PUNY LAWS OF PHYSICS. Leave asteroid for nearby habital planet that is outside the moons trajectory.  Level up for successfully completing the quest "Escape asteroid". 

(4)YOU LEAP OFF THE ASTEROID, AND START SPACE-SWIMMING TOWARD A NEARBY PLANET. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU CAN'T BREATHE IN SPACE. YOU DIE.

Still be Axe of Destruction. Destructify the asteroid.

(3)YOU'RE AN AXE. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU'RE A NORMAL AXE. YOU CAN'T MOVE.

Spawn as a Sith

(4)YOU SPAWN AS AN ALIEN.

Falcon kick the asteroid into pieces.

(2)UNFORTUNATELY, IT IS YOUR FOOT THAT FLIES INTO PIECES.

RESPAWN
KILL EVERYBODY ELSE

(4)YOU KILL A FEW NPCS THAT WERE ON THE ASTEROID. THE SPACE POLICE SURROUND THE ASTEROID.

perform assorted activities to discover suitability of asteroid for mining

(3)YOU THINK THAT THE ASTEROID IS [6]PACKED FULL OF VALUABLE MINERALS. A SPACE EMPIRE IMMEDIATELY CLAIMS IT AND STARTS MINING.

Activate rocket boosters to get into a stable orbit. ((Let's see how many turns I can run on a single action.))

(1)THE ROCKET BOOSTERS ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ASTEROID. IT SPEEDS UP. ALSO, YOU WERE STANDING ON THEM, SO YOU BURN TO DEATH.

THE ASTEROID WILL HIT THE EARTH AT THE END OF NEXT TURN.

[Salsacookies]

ASTEROID NOT HIT EARTH, EARTH HIT ASTEROID!!!