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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 43109 times)

Lightningfalcon

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: ENDGAME
« Reply #315 on: August 05, 2014, 04:54:45 pm »
If anyone/thing approaches, remove their face via liberal application of buckshot.  Otherwise, proceed to  gain EXP bonuses for completing camping objective.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

tuypo1

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: ENDGAME
« Reply #316 on: August 05, 2014, 07:01:39 pm »
develop a fear of sex
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: ENDGAME
« Reply #317 on: August 06, 2014, 12:56:31 pm »
Quote from: Sarrak on August 05, 2014, 12:02:43 pm
Strengthen up my mind.
(3-1)Nope.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on August 05, 2014, 02:00:44 pm
Grab Nidilap's matches, strike them and force him to swallow them.
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Quote from: IcyTea31 on August 05, 2014, 02:00:44 pm
Grab Nidilap's matches, strike them and force him to swallow them.

YOU CANT FORCE ME TO EAT WHAT I HAVE ALREADY EATEN, SWALLOW THE MATCHES!
(2v2)IcyTea lights the matches. He tries to force them down Nidilap's throat, but he ends up just setting both of them on fire. -1 to all actions.

Quote from: Beirus on August 05, 2014, 04:04:11 pm
Unleash the axe, continue the WAAAGH!

Edit: I meant unlodge, but this sounds like it will be much more awesome if the dice cooperate.
(6)You unleash the AXE OF DESTRUCTION. Unfortunately, it starts by destroying you. Oops. It starts blasting the cavern walls with axe magic. The cavern will collapse at the end of next turn.

Quote from: Lightningfalcon on August 05, 2014, 04:54:45 pm
If anyone/thing approaches, remove their face via liberal application of buckshot.  Otherwise, proceed to  gain EXP bonuses for completing camping objective.
(4)You gain some EXP. Not enough to level up, unfortunately.

Quote from: tuypo1 on August 05, 2014, 07:01:39 pm
develop a fear of sex
(5)You succeed.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: ENDGAME
« Reply #318 on: August 06, 2014, 02:00:55 pm »
Take some lessons in karate.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: ENDGAME
« Reply #319 on: August 06, 2014, 02:20:43 pm »
Stop, drop and roll. Somehow use this to attack Nidilap.
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Nidilap

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: ENDGAME
« Reply #320 on: August 06, 2014, 02:45:06 pm »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on August 06, 2014, 02:20:43 pm
Stop, drop and roll. Somehow use this to attack Nidilap.

Follow suite, but use a rock as a weaon and a parrying tool.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2014, 05:18:58 pm by Nidilap »
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: ENDGAME
« Reply #321 on: August 06, 2014, 05:06:32 pm »
Use console commands to level up
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

tuypo1

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: ENDGAME
« Reply #322 on: August 06, 2014, 08:35:02 pm »
get over my fear of sex developing a sex addiction in the process
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: ENDGAME
« Reply #323 on: August 06, 2014, 10:17:59 pm »
((Can I possess the axe? It's technically not a respawn.))
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Quote from: piecewise on April 21, 2014, 09:30:01 am
Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: ENDGAME
« Reply #324 on: August 06, 2014, 10:30:12 pm »
Quote from: Beirus on August 06, 2014, 10:17:59 pm
((Can I possess the axe? It's technically not a respawn.))
Okay. You can't win, though. You can just kill other people.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: ENDGAME
« Reply #325 on: August 06, 2014, 10:42:11 pm »
Continue firin' mah DESTRUCTION LAZORS!
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Quote from: piecewise on April 21, 2014, 09:30:01 am
Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: GAME OVER
« Reply #326 on: August 08, 2014, 12:01:40 am »
Quote from: Sarrak on August 06, 2014, 02:00:55 pm
Take some lessons in karate.
(3-1)Apparently not.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on August 06, 2014, 02:20:43 pm
Stop, drop and roll. Somehow use this to attack Nidilap.
(1-2)You drop into a pit. The pit is full of invisible spikes. You die.

Quote from: Nidilap on August 06, 2014, 02:45:06 pm
Quote from: IcyTea31 on August 06, 2014, 02:20:43 pm
Stop, drop and roll. Somehow use this to attack Nidilap.

Follow suite, but use a rock as a weaon and a parrying tool.
(5-1)You roll around holding a rock.

Quote from: Lightningfalcon on August 06, 2014, 05:06:32 pm
Use console commands to level up
(6)You are kicked from the universe by an admin.

Quote from: tuypo1 on August 06, 2014, 08:35:02 pm
get over my fear of sex developing a sex addiction in the process
(1)No. You die.

Quote from: Beirus on August 06, 2014, 10:42:11 pm
Continue firin' mah DESTRUCTION LAZORS!
(5)You collapse the cave.

ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES.

GAME OVER! Everyone died.

Stay tuned for Roll to Avoid Dying II!
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: GAME OVER
« Reply #327 on: August 08, 2014, 12:03:25 am »
Quote from: Elephant Parade on August 08, 2014, 12:01:40 am
Quote from: Sarrak on August 06, 2014, 02:00:55 pm
Take some lessons in karate.
(3-1)Apparently not.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on August 06, 2014, 02:20:43 pm
Stop, drop and roll. Somehow use this to attack Nidilap.
(1-2)You drop into a pit. The pit is full of invisible spikes. You die.

Quote from: Nidilap on August 06, 2014, 02:45:06 pm
Quote from: IcyTea31 on August 06, 2014, 02:20:43 pm
Stop, drop and roll. Somehow use this to attack Nidilap.

Follow suite, but use a rock as a weaon and a parrying tool.
(5-1)You roll around holding a rock.

Quote from: Lightningfalcon on August 06, 2014, 05:06:32 pm
Use console commands to level up
(6)You are kicked from the universe by an admin.

Quote from: tuypo1 on August 06, 2014, 08:35:02 pm
get over my fear of sex developing a sex addiction in the process
(1)No. You die.

Quote from: Beirus on August 06, 2014, 10:42:11 pm
Continue firin' mah DESTRUCTION LAZORS!
(5)You collapse the cave.

ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES.

GAME OVER! Everyone died.

Stay tuned for Roll to Avoid Dying II!
theres a sequel planed awesome i will get that sex adiction eventualy
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: GAME OVER
« Reply #328 on: August 08, 2014, 12:14:31 am »
((Ha, even when I don't win, I win.))
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Quote from: piecewise on April 21, 2014, 09:30:01 am
Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: GAME OVER
« Reply #329 on: August 08, 2014, 06:20:45 am »
REVEAL THAT I AM STILL ALIVE
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