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[Elephant Parade]

Fair enough. >Train up to the ability to cast level 9 spells.

(2)No. You need to train one spell level at a time.

Find ancient ritual that promises great power if you do something suicidally stupid.  Then proceed to pour arsenic into head crater.   

(3)You find a ritual that promises that you'll die if you do something suicidally stupid. The arsenic kills you.

Find the Kraken and shoot it to death.

(6)You shoot it with so many electric torpedoes that the water is electrified. Your boat explodes, dumping you and your crew into the water. You die.

develop a sex addiction

(2)Nope.

((Things can die now. Update said so.))

Find loot to assist in survival. Burn enemies with fire breath.

(6)You find a magical mirror of reflection. Thinking that it's a monster, you breathe fire on it. The fire is reflected back to you. You burn to death.

Also, you lose The Game.

You self-fulfilling-prophecy-spewing... Yeah, I just lost The Game.

Avoid dying.

(6)You do such a great job of not dying that the Omniversal Council decides that you're against the rules of the RTAD universe. You are annihilated.

Eat it from inside while I still have teeth!

(4-1)You manage to eat part of it. Unfortunately, it finishes digesting you. You re-die.

Take my treasure and look for a method of transport

(2)Your treasure vanishes.

>Rise as a zombie chihuahua. Amass horde of zombie doggies to follow my commands.

(4)You get a few dogs to follow you.

bro fist a Brony pony

(5)You do that.

Shove SalsaCookies for brohoofing in a place where peace is only in the time between death and respawn.

(4)You push Salsacookies. He falls into a ravine and dies. The police arrive.

[IcyTea31]

Respawn. Hide everyone's rolls.

[Beirus]

Respawn as something even awesomer.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

What was that, five turns? Did I kill it?

[Tawa]

>Train up to level 6 spells.

[Nidilap]

Ahh the cops are back. Time for an old classic.

Throw Rocks at cops.

[tuypo1]

develop a sex addiction

[Elephant Parade]

The Omniversal Council has decreed that Roll to Avoid Dying has reached ENDGAME. From now on, there are no respawns. The last one alive is the one who has truly avoided dying.

Respawn. Hide everyone's rolls.

(5)You do so. Rolls are now invisible.

Respawn as something even awesomer.

(?)You respawn as an ogre with a waraxe.

What was that, five turns? Did I kill it?

Probably.

>Train up to level 6 spells.

(?)You train up to Level 2 spells.

Ahh the cops are back. Time for an old classic.

Throw Rocks at cops.

(?)You hit a cop in the head with a rock, killing him. [?]A cop detonates a bomb, killing you.

develop a sex addiction

(?)You die due to posting the same action four turns in a row.

[Nidilap]

At least I died in a blaze of glory. 2 KILLS! Best of luck to the surviving!

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Well, if I killed it and it can't respawn my work here is done.

[Beirus]

Begin the WAAAGH upon others! Ogre, Orc, close enough.

[IcyTea31]

Find Tawarochir and shoot him in the head, preferably from far away. If Beirus attacks me with his WAAAAAGH!, shoot him too.

((This game just took a turn to a deathmatch, I see. IcyTea31, Beirus, Tawarochir, three champions of not dying (by default), duking it out once and for all.))

[Beirus]

((When did you get a gun?))

[IcyTea31]

((When did you get a gun?))

((Off-screen. I picked it from someone's pocket when I was hiding their roll. Yep, totally not pulling a Deus Ex Machina. No sirree.))

[Beirus]

((When did you get a gun?))

((Off-screen. I picked it from someone's pocket when I was hiding their roll. Yep, totally not pulling a Deus Ex Machina. No sirree.))

((So it's like that bullet repulsion field I found that repels all bullets back at the person who shot them?))