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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 42594 times)

IcyTea31

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Roll listing for this game, as I understand it. Chances in order of likeliness:
  • You die in a horrific fashion.
  • You die.
  • You either die, or gain a penalty.
  • You either gain a penalty, die, or succeed.
  • You either succeed, gain a penalty, or die.
  • You are hoist by your own petard and die.

Respawn. Complain to the Omniversal Council that this 'verse is way too lethal.
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There is a world yet only seen by physicists and magicians.

Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum

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Obtain a boat and weapons for Kraken hunting.
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Elephant Parade

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Roll listing for this game, as I understand it. Chances in order of likeliness:
  • You die in a horrific fashion.
  • You die.
  • You either die, or gain a penalty.
  • You either gain a penalty, die, or succeed.
  • You either succeed, gain a penalty, or die.
  • You are hoist by your own petard and die.

Respawn. Complain to the Omniversal Council that this 'verse is way too lethal.

<1)You die.
1)You almost certainly die.
2)You gain a penalty, or maybe die.
3)You gain a penalty, or maybe die if you're attempting something weird.
4)You probably succeed.
5)You succeed, unless you're trying something really dumb.
6)You die.
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Sarrak

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As a zombie, pounder on the meaning of life. While hunting humans, no less!
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

Elephant Parade

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Respawn.  Kill crater, then absorb the crater's powers.
(3)You start punching the crater. You break your wrist!

Do what craters do in the evening -- read a fine book, sing a sea shantie or two, watch a movie with friends.
(1)No. Craters don't to anything. You fail at being a crater. You vanish, causing everyone to drop down into a massive cavern. Thankfully, they land in a lake.

Throw squirt gun at crater. SABRETOOTH Tiger's gonna get wrecked.
(5-1)The crater no longer exists.

Go on adventures. Defend self from threats with fire breath.
(4-1)There aren't many adventures to go on.

develop a sex addiction
(3-1)You fail.

Stab more people with mechanical pencils.
(3-1)Your pencils are destroyed by a mysterious anti-pencil ray.

There isn't anything in here about me getting a -1. Or dying.
What? Are you not aware of the radiation sickness penalty?
Bah, fine.

>Cast a spell to remove radiation sickness.
(3-1)No. You don't even have magic.

Roll listing for this game, as I understand it. Chances in order of likeliness:
  • You die in a horrific fashion.
  • You die.
  • You either die, or gain a penalty.
  • You either gain a penalty, die, or succeed.
  • You either succeed, gain a penalty, or die.
  • You are hoist by your own petard and die.

Respawn. Complain to the Omniversal Council that this 'verse is way too lethal.
(6)They agree! They decide to make it impossible for anyone to die in this universe, ever.

Obtain a boat and weapons for Kraken hunting.
(5)You obtain a ship, as well as a harpoon launcher and twelve electrified harpoons.

As a zombie, pounder on the meaning of life. While hunting humans, no less!
(6)You get so caught up in the meaning of life that you don't notice the crater disappear! You also don't notice the shark swimming toward you. You are eaten by a shark. But you survive!
« Last Edit: August 02, 2014, 11:37:10 am by Elephant Parade »
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Nidilap

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #260 on: August 02, 2014, 11:21:27 am »

Pee in lake.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

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Tawa

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #261 on: August 02, 2014, 11:25:40 am »

>Obtain magic. Take forty-two levels of Archmage.
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IcyTea31

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #262 on: August 02, 2014, 11:55:21 am »

Win the game. I've successfully avoided dying; what now?
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Nidilap

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #263 on: August 02, 2014, 12:04:41 pm »

Win the game. I've successfully avoided dying; what now?

GG m8, let's play agaiN!
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #264 on: August 02, 2014, 12:19:48 pm »

Find the Kraken and kill it! (Assuming it can be killed) Otherwise, find equipment to capture it. For Science.
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #265 on: August 02, 2014, 12:50:33 pm »

Oh. And I haven't even got -1 for zombie hate!

Rip the shark from inside
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #266 on: August 02, 2014, 12:55:36 pm »

Oh. And I haven't even got -1 for zombie hate!

Rip the shark from inside
Rolling a 6 negates all penalties; this is meant to be a bad thing, since a 6 results in instant death.
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Beirus

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #267 on: August 02, 2014, 01:11:36 pm »

Find better adventures to go on.
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Re: Roll to Be Unable to Die: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #268 on: August 02, 2014, 03:41:29 pm »

Respawn as a new crater
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W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

Kingbodz

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Re: Roll to Be Unable to Die: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #269 on: August 02, 2014, 06:40:07 pm »

Look for loot bashing zombies with my hammer if any attack
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