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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 41874 times)

Salsacookies

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #150 on: July 30, 2014, 11:36:11 am »
I can't die, i'm already dead :P
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #151 on: July 30, 2014, 11:56:09 am »
Respawn with M16 rifle, begin march around looking for radioactive zombies.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #152 on: July 30, 2014, 12:03:12 pm »
Challenge Death to a game of chance for my life. On a six-sided die: 1, 2 or 3, he wins; 4 or 5, I win; 6, we both lose.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #153 on: July 30, 2014, 12:26:55 pm »
watch IcyTea curiously as he begins to chuck a d6 around like a maniac.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #154 on: July 30, 2014, 01:25:18 pm »
Take some medicine. Swear like a sailor.
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #155 on: July 30, 2014, 01:28:34 pm »
Quote from: Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum on July 30, 2014, 11:02:08 am
Spin in a circle
(5)You respawn and spin in a circle. This accomplishes nothing, but at least you don't die.

Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on July 30, 2014, 11:16:48 am
Become a wizard.
(3-1)You drink a Potion of Magic, but you're not magical. It kills you.

Quote from: Salsacookies on July 30, 2014, 11:36:11 am
I can't die, i'm already dead :P
(3)You're double dead now.

Quote from: Nidilap on July 30, 2014, 11:56:09 am
Respawn with M16 rifle, begin march around looking for radioactive zombies.
(6)You see zombies. The entire population of the city has been zombified by the radiation. At least you have a rifle that has no ammunition.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on July 30, 2014, 12:03:12 pm
Challenge Death to a game of chance for my life. On a six-sided die: 1, 2 or 3, he wins; 4 or 5, I win; 6, we both lose.
(5)Death accepts your challenge. [6]You both die. Death's replacement will arrive next turn; until then, only players can die.

Quote from: Nidilap on July 30, 2014, 12:26:55 pm
watch IcyTea curiously as he begins to chuck a d6 around like a maniac.
(6)The sight of Death destroys your mind. You run madly into the city, where you are killed by zombies.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on July 30, 2014, 01:25:18 pm
Take some medicine. Swear like a sailor.
(1-1)The medicine is actually lethal poison. You die.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #156 on: July 30, 2014, 01:34:22 pm »
Explode cops.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #157 on: July 30, 2014, 01:37:29 pm »
Respawn with with another M16, decide to fire into the zombie horde. Behind the cover of friends, of course.[b/]
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A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #158 on: July 30, 2014, 01:38:51 pm »
Kick Obama in the toe.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #159 on: July 30, 2014, 01:41:00 pm »
Pretend to be an airplane. (Cult of the wind style)
« Last Edit: July 30, 2014, 02:56:43 pm by Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum »
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #160 on: July 30, 2014, 01:46:58 pm »
Go haunt someone.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #161 on: July 30, 2014, 01:47:42 pm »
Respawn. Throw the old Death's corpse at the new Death. Get numerological: 4=Death, 8=Lucky; Death*2=4*2=8=Lucky. Be the luckiest person ever for doing this.
« Last Edit: July 30, 2014, 01:58:00 pm by IcyTea31 »
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #162 on: July 30, 2014, 02:15:45 pm »
Respawn as new Death
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #163 on: July 30, 2014, 02:46:39 pm »
Quote from: Beirus on July 30, 2014, 01:34:22 pm
Explode cops.
(4-1)You throw a grenade. One is caught in the blast, but they return to life due to Death being absent.

Quote from: Nidilap on July 30, 2014, 01:37:29 pm
Respawn with with another M16, decide to fire into the zombie horde. Behind the cover of friends, of course.[b/]
(2)You respawn without any special gear.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on July 30, 2014, 01:38:51 pm
Kick Obama in the toe.
(3)Obama isn't even in the city, much less the crater.

Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on July 30, 2014, 01:46:58 pm
Go haunt someone.
(6)You haunt an exorcist. You are banished to another plane.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on July 30, 2014, 01:47:42 pm
Respawn. Throw the old Death's corpse at the new Death. Get numerological: 4=Death, 8=Lucky; Death*2=4*2=8=Lucky. Be the luckiest person ever for doing this.
(5)You gain super luck! +1 to all actions. Of course, you also have -1 to all actions from the radiation.

Quote from: Salsacookies on July 30, 2014, 02:15:45 pm
Respawn as new Death
(3)You respawn as Death, but someone throws the old Death's corpse at you, killing you.

Quote from: Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum on July 30, 2014, 01:41:00 pm
Pretend to be an airplane. (Cult of the wind style)
(2-1)You pretend to crash into the ground. Unfortunately, you crash into a pool of acid. You die.
« Last Edit: July 30, 2014, 03:00:28 pm by Elephant Parade »
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #164 on: July 30, 2014, 02:48:32 pm »
Without gun, I collect a bunch of rocks and decide to travel east. Maybe there will be a new Respawn site, a fresh start at chaos again.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.
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