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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 42573 times)

Beirus

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #135 on: July 29, 2014, 06:43:10 pm »

Make police implode.
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Nidilap

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #136 on: July 29, 2014, 06:51:19 pm »

Throw Rocks at cops
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #137 on: July 29, 2014, 06:51:48 pm »

>Cast Deadly Shape Change on the stars in mid-flight to make them throwing squares that kill everybody on the spot.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #138 on: July 29, 2014, 06:57:29 pm »

notice this place is horrible and go home I will run away to a friends home tomorrow
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #139 on: July 29, 2014, 06:58:21 pm »

Initiate Operation Drunken Bearhug.

Then hit the town with Mister Bear. Buy some jaegerbombs to kick off the evening.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #140 on: July 29, 2014, 10:50:14 pm »

torture Kittens
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #141 on: July 29, 2014, 11:10:33 pm »

Point out that we round up. Get healed by someone who isn't just competent, but knows what he is doing.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #142 on: July 29, 2014, 11:54:17 pm »

But I still can crawl! *happy smile*
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #143 on: July 30, 2014, 04:56:59 am »

Convince the clones that I am in fact evil.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #144 on: July 30, 2014, 06:12:56 am »

Kick one of the guards in the nuts and mutate to have super strength and destroy the government facility
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #145 on: July 30, 2014, 06:37:48 am »

Respawn. Mix the radiation with sugar and water, creating some BONK! Atomic Punch. Drink it.
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Nidilap

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #146 on: July 30, 2014, 10:08:57 am »

Throw a Rock at IcyTea before he can finish drinking.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #147 on: July 30, 2014, 10:56:35 am »

Find an antidote for the poison
(3-1)You find more poison. As a last-ditch effort, you drink the poison. The poison kills you.

Be a ghost.
(6)You become a ghost ghost. However, the second level of ghostliness cancels out the second, so you're basically just a normal person.

find a cash for gold store and sell my coins
(1-1)The coins turn out to be priceless. The cash-for-gold owner can't afford to purchase them; he kills you for the coins.

Make police implode.
(3-1)You threaten to make their heads explode. One of them shoots you in the leg.

Throw Rocks at cops
(1-1)The rock turns out to be a boomerang. It flies back and strikes you in the neck, decapitating you.

>Cast Deadly Shape Change on the stars in mid-flight to make them throwing squares that kill everybody on the spot.
(1-1)You turn them into boomerangs instead. They fly back to you and pummel you to death.

notice this place is horrible and go home I will run away to a friends home tomorrow
(3-1)You trip over a boomerang and fall into a pool of radioactive waste. You have severe radiation sickness; -2 to all actions.

Initiate Operation Drunken Bearhug.

Then hit the town with Mister Bear. Buy some jaegerbombs to kick off the evening.
(6)The bear explodes into gore from the force of your hug. Unfortunately, it had recently swallowed a boomerang; the force of the explosion sends the boomerang flying toward your neck, which it destroys. You die.

torture Kittens
(6)You are struck by lightning for even considering doing something so bad.

Point out that we round up. Get healed by someone who isn't just competent, but knows what he is doing.
Why yes, we do round up. Also, the joke was that 0.9[repeating] = 1.
(2-1)You get healed by an insane criminal disguised as a doctor. You are sliced into pieces.

But I still can crawl! *happy smile*
(5-1)Yes, I suppose you can.

Convince the clones that I am in fact evil.
(2-1)They are convinced that you are, in fact, the essence of goodness. They shoot you with clone laser guns. You die.

Kick one of the guards in the nuts and mutate to have super strength and destroy the government facility
(6)You mutate to be so strong that your heart can't keep supplying blood to all your muscles. You die.

Respawn. Mix the radiation with sugar and water, creating some BONK! Atomic Punch. Drink it.
(4)You make and drink it. It gives you radiation sickness; -1 to all actions.

Throw a Rock at IcyTea before he can finish drinking.
(6)You do so. It strikes him in the head, killing him. Unfortunately, he was actually a wizard; his final spell is to transform the rock into a boomerang, which sends it flying back at you. It strikes you in the head, killing you.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #148 on: July 30, 2014, 11:02:08 am »

Spin in a circle
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #149 on: July 30, 2014, 11:16:48 am »

Become a wizard.
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