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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 42753 times)

Nunzillor

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2014, 07:14:02 pm »
Dream
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2014, 07:20:17 pm »
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on July 24, 2014, 06:12:34 pm
Actually develop mind magic.
(2)You think you developed mind magic. Word of your insanity reaches the authorities. They send out a van to take you to an insane asylum.

Quote from: TamerVirus on July 24, 2014, 06:12:46 pm
Grab Persus13 and bring him to justice
(5v6)You fail to grab Persus13.

Quote from: Sarrak on July 24, 2014, 06:14:12 pm
Become insane.
(2)You remain sane.

Quote from: Persus13 on July 24, 2014, 06:20:25 pm
Quote from: Elephant Parade on July 24, 2014, 06:11:22 pm
(5)You crush his skull. He dies. The police surround the building, and tell you to come out with your hands up.
(What is this, GTA?)

Quote from: TamerVirus on July 24, 2014, 06:12:46 pm
Grab Persus13 and bring him to justice
Throw Virus out the window at the police, then sneak out the back of the house.
(1v1)You grab TamerVirus and throw him out the window, but a policeman was waiting outside. Startled, he accidentally shoots both of you. Persus13 and TamerVirus are now tied for the high score!

Quote from: Beirus on July 24, 2014, 06:58:01 pm
Develop kung-fu skills
(6)You become a kung-fu master! You decide to test out your new abilities by punching a wall. Unfortunately, the wall was covered in invisible spikes. Berius, Perus13 and Tamervirus are now tied for the high score!

Quote from: Yoink on July 24, 2014, 07:06:35 pm
>Poop. In toilet.
Whilst reading newspaper.
(3)The newspaper isn't very interesting, so you flush it down the toilet. Unfortunately, you remember too late that the newspaper contained your birth certificate. A sewage worker steals your identity and uses it to commit crimes. The police are now after you.

Quote from: Nunzillor on July 24, 2014, 07:14:02 pm
Dream
(2)You don't dream of anything.
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HissinhWalnuts

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2014, 07:21:30 pm »
Its
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Yoink

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2014, 07:31:37 pm »
>Equip breathing mask and oxygen tank.

>Flush self down toilet.

>Brain sewer worker with a plunger.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Kingbodz

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2014, 07:33:13 pm »
Play Dwarf Fortress
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Nunzillor

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2014, 07:50:06 pm »
Wake up, rested, and head to my underground bunker which is completely stocked for 10 years of use and impervious to all forms of disaster.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2014, 08:13:38 pm »
Develop psionic powers!
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darkpaladin109

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2014, 08:19:32 pm »
SIT ON YOINK'S HEAD
TAKE HUGE SHIT
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Torknick

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2014, 08:33:20 pm »
Pickpocket a gun from the police.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2014, 08:46:01 pm »
Quote from: HissinhWalnuts on July 24, 2014, 07:21:30 pm
Its
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Quote from: Yoink on July 24, 2014, 07:31:37 pm
>Equip breathing mask and oxygen tank.

>Flush self down toilet.

>Brain sewer worker with a plunger.
(2)You fail to make it all the way down. You are now drowning.

Quote from: Kingbodz on July 24, 2014, 07:33:13 pm
Play Dwarf Fortress
(4)You manage to play Dwarf Fortress without anything horrifying happening. Yet.

Quote from: Nunzillor on July 24, 2014, 07:50:06 pm
Wake up, rested, and head to my underground bunker which is completely stocked for 10 years of use and impervious to all forms of disaster.
(2)You left the key inside. Oops.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on July 24, 2014, 08:19:32 pm
SIT ON YOINK'S HEAD
TAKE HUGE SHIT
(1)This action is terrible. You are struck by lightning.

Quote from: Torknick on July 24, 2014, 08:33:20 pm
Pickpocket a gun from the police.
(5)You succeed. Somehow. The policeman aims his gun at your head.

Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on July 24, 2014, 08:13:38 pm
Develop psionic powers!
(5)You develop minor mental powers. You can read people's emotions.
« Last Edit: July 24, 2014, 09:00:01 pm by Elephant Parade »
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Yoink

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2014, 08:54:51 pm »
>Escape from the s-bend when house is blown apart by lightning strike.

>Go take a nice hot shower and try to forget my troubles for a moment.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

darkpaladin109

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2014, 08:55:28 pm »
Play DF, with a new and mysterious "Creepy DF" mod installed.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2014, 08:55:39 pm »
((You missed my action.))
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2014, 09:00:11 pm »
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Persus13

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2014, 09:02:27 pm »
Respawn. Sit in a chair and read my book.
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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