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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 42782 times)

Elephant Parade

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ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« on: July 24, 2014, 04:35:01 pm »

Do whatever, and try not to die! Warning: doing things you shouldn't be able to do may result in death.

Spoiler: High Scores (click to show/hide)

Current spawn area: giant lake in underground cavern.

Roll to Avoid Dying has FINISHED! The winner will be forever immortalized in this spoiler.

Spoiler: Winner (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: August 08, 2014, 01:50:33 pm by Elephant Parade »
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2014, 04:51:11 pm »

DO A BARREL ROLL!
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2014, 04:51:57 pm »

DO A BARREL ROLL!
Help him out by smashing a barrel on his head.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2014, 04:55:32 pm »

Eat a sandwhich
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2014, 05:09:14 pm »

((May?))
Develop magical abilities.

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2014, 05:52:43 pm »

Dodge in the future.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2014, 06:11:22 pm »

DO A BARREL ROLL!
(4)You roll around on the ground. A pointed stone cuts across your back, lightly wounding you.

DO A BARREL ROLL!
Help him out by smashing a barrel on his head.
(5)You crush his skull. He dies. The police surround the building, and tell you to come out with your hands up.

Salsacookies has set the new high score: 0 turns!

Eat a sandwhich
(4)The sandwich is delicious. Unfortunately, you have been eating too many sandwiches, and you now have a vitamin whatever-vitamin-sandwiches-have surplus. This will eventually be fatal.

((May?))
Develop magical abilities.
(2)You fail to develop magical abilities. However, you think you have magical abilities. You are now insane.

Dodge in the future.
(1)You dodge something in the past. Unfortunately, you dodge into a wall, crack your head open, and die.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2014, 06:12:34 pm »

Actually develop mind magic.

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2014, 06:12:46 pm »

Grab Persus13 and bring him to justice
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2014, 06:14:12 pm »

Become insane.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2014, 06:20:25 pm »

(5)You crush his skull. He dies. The police surround the building, and tell you to come out with your hands up.
(What is this, GTA?)

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Throw Virus out the window at the police, then sneak out the back of the house.
« Last Edit: July 24, 2014, 06:51:31 pm by Persus13 »
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2014, 06:44:01 pm »

Yay! Keep that as record for quickest death please? I am lolling right now.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2014, 06:51:41 pm »

Always happy to help.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2014, 06:58:01 pm »

Develop kung-fu skills
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2014, 07:06:35 pm »

>Poop. In toilet.
Whilst reading newspaper.
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