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Fniff

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CRACKHOUSE (minimalist)
« on: July 24, 2014, 01:31:13 pm »

you are a drug addict

youre on the front lawn of a crackhouse inside there is laughter screaming and occasional bursts of gunfire

you could probably pay/murder people for drugs in here

you really don't need any more explanation
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Re: CRACKHOUSE (minimalist)
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2014, 02:57:23 pm »

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Go to rehab instead.

You were asking for it.
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Re: CRACKHOUSE (minimalist)
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2014, 03:05:44 pm »

Molotov the place.
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Re: CRACKHOUSE (minimalist)
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2014, 03:09:58 pm »

HULK SMASH WAY INTO HOUSE
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Re: CRACKHOUSE (minimalist)
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2014, 03:17:52 pm »

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Go to rehab instead.

You were asking for it.
you get a sudden need to turn your life around so you head to the rehab center... and thus out of the rtd since this is focusing on the crackhouse not the rehab center
10 turns until withdrawal from meth

Molotov the place.
[1] you try to make a molotov from the last of your whiskey but you end up spilling it all over your hands and then accidentally light them on fire OH GOD WHY DID YOU DO THIS
status: HANDS ON FIRE
inventory: empty whiskey bottle

10 turns until withdrawal from alcohol

HULK SMASH WAY INTO HOUSE
[3] you smash a window open and climb inside you appear to be in an entrance hall (what the hell kind of crackhouse has an entrance hall) it is dark and musty with a lot of figurative and literal trash lying about there is a door to your right and a doubledoor to your left, along with a boarded up patio door leading out into a shitty backyard
10 turns until withdrawal from heroin
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« Last Edit: July 24, 2014, 03:21:37 pm by Fniff »
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Re: CRACKHOUSE (minimalist)
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2014, 03:19:07 pm »

Rehab anyways, for a Big Damn Heroes moment later.
Of I'm out of the RtD, why do I still have a timer?  :P
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Re: CRACKHOUSE (minimalist)
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2014, 03:20:27 pm »

(You're out of the RTD's focus but not out of time's focus, I suppose?)

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Re: CRACKHOUSE (minimalist)
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2014, 04:28:52 pm »

indulge base urges.
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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2014, 04:33:46 pm »

Be Crack wizard. Because magic drugs are fun, even hallucinated ones.
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Re: CRACKHOUSE (minimalist)
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2014, 04:38:37 pm »

Land my ship on the lawn, make sure to lock the airlocks up tight, then head inside to get some spice (Star Wars drug :P)
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Re: CRACKHOUSE (minimalist)
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2014, 04:41:09 pm »

Snort your own ass for crack
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Re: CRACKHOUSE (minimalist)
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2014, 04:56:45 pm »

Eat that magic brownie and those leftover shrooms

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Re: CRACKHOUSE (minimalist)
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2014, 05:05:15 pm »

Rehab anyways, for a Big Damn Heroes moment later.
[?] we dont know how the rehab is going

hope youre alright there
9 turns until withdrawal from meth

indulge base urges.
[5] you play a wicked bass solo get it its a pun you know youre actually pretty good on the bass
inventory: bass
10 turns until withdrawal from heroin

Be Crack wizard. Because magic drugs are fun, even hallucinated ones.
[4] surprise surprise you are actually a crack wizard in that you can make crack cocaine and are really good at it still being an actual crack wizard would be neater
10 turns until withdrawal from crack

Land my ship on the lawn, make sure to lock the airlocks up tight, then head inside to get some spice (Star Wars drug :P)
[4] you land your starship on the lawn in a neat three-point turn (however you do that with a starship) then go into the crackhouse, taking a turn into the kitchen for some spice after pushing darkpaladin [3] you find a jar of spice you guess it to be BLACK PEPPER you probably cant get high off this unless the spice market is like 9 times shadier then you originally thought [4] you have a vague feeling there might be something else in here judging by the fact a lot of the kitchen drawers are ripped out like someone was looking for something
inventory: black pepper
10 turns until withdrawal from heroin

Snort your own ass for crack
[3] god it was a great idea stuffing all those crack rocks up your ass for just such a situation like this however the problem is that they are kinda stuck up there this is actually quite painful both physically and mentally
inventory: ass crack
10 turns until withdrawal from crack

Eat that magic brownie and those leftover shrooms
[6] you eat a few magic brownies and a few mushrooms oh hey now you have hands made out of nuclear fire but there is also spiders made out of all those times you got walked in on while pulling the weasel this is both awesome and terrible
inventory: nuclear hands
10 turns until withdrawal from alcohol
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Re: CRACKHOUSE (minimalist)
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2014, 05:06:43 pm »

Probably good. Keep going strong.
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Re: CRACKHOUSE (minimalist)
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2014, 05:08:34 pm »

play bass. conjure classy atmosphere in CRACKHOUSE. be paid in heroin.
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