Rehab anyways, for a Big Damn Heroes moment later.
[?] we dont know how the rehab is going
hope youre alright there
9 turns until withdrawal from methindulge base urges.
[5] you play a wicked bass solo get it its a pun you know youre actually pretty good on the bass
inventory: bass10 turns until withdrawal from heroinBe Crack wizard. Because magic drugs are fun, even hallucinated ones.
[4] surprise surprise you are actually a crack wizard in that you can make crack cocaine and are really good at it still being an actual crack wizard would be neater
10 turns until withdrawal from crackLand my ship on the lawn, make sure to lock the airlocks up tight, then head inside to get some spice (Star Wars drug )
[4] you land your starship on the lawn in a neat three-point turn (however you do that with a starship) then go into the crackhouse, taking a turn into the kitchen for some spice after pushing darkpaladin [3] you find a jar of spice you guess it to be BLACK PEPPER you probably cant get high off this unless the spice market is like 9 times shadier then you originally thought [4] you have a vague feeling there might be something else in here judging by the fact a lot of the kitchen drawers are ripped out like someone was looking for something
inventory: black pepper10 turns until withdrawal from heroinSnort your own ass for crack
[3] god it was
a great idea stuffing all those crack rocks up your ass for just such a situation like this however the problem is that they are kinda stuck up there this is actually quite painful both physically and mentally
inventory: ass crack10 turns until withdrawal from crackEat that magic brownie and those leftover shrooms
[6] you eat a few magic brownies and a few mushrooms oh hey now you have hands made out of nuclear fire but there is also spiders made out of all those times you got walked in on while pulling the weasel this is both awesome and terrible
inventory: nuclear hands10 turns until withdrawal from alcoholdarkpaladin: f6
Lyeos: off map
NAV: f1
Harry Baldman: f1
TamerVirus: f1
UltraValican: f1
BFEL: i8
BFEL's ride: G4