My timer is gone. Am I fixed now?
Go purchase an axe.
[4] you buy a hatch-- OH FUCK YOU'RE BACK AT THE CRACKHOUSE
yes in the intervening time youve lost your addiction to meth and have replaced it with an addiction to JEE-ZUS you must find a bible in this crackhouse as all the churches and bookshops in the town have stopped you from buying any more bibles because you have an unhealthy relationship with JEE-ZUS
inventory: hatchet10 turns until withdrawal from JEE-ZUSACQUIRE OIL
[4] you find some cooking oil in the kitchen while bfel asks about kitchen spices before nav tries to smash a bottle over his head, and tamervirus tries to bandage his hand with sandpaper for some fucking reason you have a feeling that if tamervirus has more mushrooms and bfel will let you use his spices you could make an awesome fucking stew
inventory: ass crack cooking oil
9 turns until withdrawal from crack Search for rifle. Check rifle cartridge for bullets.
[6] you find a weapons cache in the chimney and you search through it [weapon gen] you find a bastard sword made from a long piece of glass and a microphone stand there are carvings on it of hitler winning the second world war which you are pretty sure is a lie this is kinda weird to find in a crackhouse but fuck it its yours
coincidentally the corpse seems to be coming to life and screaming but youre pretty sure that can wait while you admire this fine blade then check the magazine and the cache for a rifle [3] theres one bullet inside enough to commit suicide with there isnt a rifle inside the cache for some reason but there is a crossbow that is one of those neat compound ones like in the army it also appears to be covered in vomit and blood for some fucking reason maybe this cache belongs to the cult across the street those guys are really nice but this is exactly the sort of shit theyd do
cartridge of bullets (1) improvised bastard sword gorey crossbow9 turns until withdrawal from heroinGoawahhb the FIRFIST AHWAHAWA as tfighting gravity the moon guards of Garuda sleeeereeeeerreeeeeeee,d helm
As you question ad the mind just is!!?
Stumble into the kitchen and look for something to wrap my hand in
ignoring the two demons fighting each other for the moment you try to find something to wrap your hand in [3] you wrap your hand in beautiful paper that somehow makes the bleeding worse you have no idea why
status: bleeding hand covered in sandpaper
nuclear hands8 turns until withdrawal from alcoholDamn, why is it so hard to find spice here? Ask around about who has spice.
"hey guys why is there no spice here i want spice" [4] a woman hanging upside down covered in needle marks screams that she's the fucking devil and thus owns all the spice you are sure that she is a trustworthy source of information on this strange and depressing planet then nav tries to smash a bottle over your head
inventory: black pepper oregano
8 turns until withdrawal from heroinSmash bottle over his head.
fuck that guy with his 1958 edsel that looks incredibly shitty he needs to die [2] the glass doesn't break and he doesn't really seem to be injured by it this is probably because you have no feeling in your still-burning hand and thus cant actually know how much force you're putting into the blow
status: hand is fucked other hand is on fire
inventory: empty whiskey bottle
8 turns until withdrawal from alcoholenter housssseee
get drugsssss
you enter the crackhooooooouse
[3] you find an empty neeeeeeeedle
inventory: empty neeeeeeedle10 turns until withdrawal from heroiiiiiiiinnnnMake crack. Smoke crack. Repeat.
[2+1] you find some baking powder and nothing else in the storage room you decide to improvise [3] you take a smoke of your creation which is just baking powder combined with stuff you found on the carpet that might be cocaine or semen you get an absurdly faint high that might be just a placebo effect and it doesn't even stop the withdrawal's march
inventory: 99.9% baking powder 1% unidentified white substance from carpet9 turns until withdrawal from crackTake some acid tabs. Then, turn into a floating green fire hydrant with eyes that shoot lasers.
[3] you drink some orange juice that you didnt pay for hey man there isnt any proper acid on the streets anymore this isnt the 60s [4] despite this setback you kneel down on the sidewalk and start going pew pew pew this is pretty much what you were aiming for
inventory: orange juice10 turns until withdrawal from alcoholGet Axe, Then some shades.
Then said" I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum"
the Kill the guy who kill (Harry Baldman )musican.
He was play some good music damn it.
"im here to take drugs and murder people for drugs and im all out of drugs"
harry aint dead hes just... you wonder why this crackhouse seems to be in a weird timewarp where some people are acting all the time while others are paused until you realize you just wanna kill someone for drugs [1] you dont have an axe, they have a knife [3-1] they stab you in the gut you are bleeding a bit this fight is somewhat stacked against you here
status: bleeding10 turns until withdrawal from alcoholTRANSFORM INTO INCREDIBLE HULK
BE INCREDIBLY CONFUSED AS TO HOW I GOT HERE
hulk is against urban decay
hulk is disappointed in modern society for allowing the existence of crackhouses
hulk frequently sponsors urban development and inner city charities
[4] you arent the hulk but you are she-hulk so same thing but more seductive?
9 turns until withdrawal from heroin
Yoink: f6
Beirus: k14
darkpaladin: f6
Lyeos: f1
NAV: i8
Harry Baldman: f10
NoSaneInMe: f11
TamerVirus: i10
UltraValican: i9
BFEL: i8
BFEL's ride: G4
Salsacookies: i13
Nunsillor: f1
F5 door: smashed to pieces
G5 window: smashed open
Cache at i13: depleted
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