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[Salsacookies]

Look around crackhouse for "important evidence"

[TamerVirus]

Ohmygodtheddooooorrrrr FIRE FIREE SO HELP THE LORD to THE WEWEWEWEWEEW. The curse of humanity has always DOOR anbthegrgreeen condor so help the BEER.m.m AMEN

Incinerate the door with nuclear fire

[NAV]

Firepunch someone.

[BFEL]

Continue looking for the drug known as spice.

[Fniff]

Probably good. Keep going strong.

[?] so uh

how about that local sports team huh

play bass. conjure classy atmosphere in CRACKHOUSE. be paid in heroin.

[1] you start playing bass like a classy dude but the problem is that certain folks in the crackhouse prefer gangster rap to jazz thank you very much so some asshole pulls a knife on you [5] you get the init by a mile what do
inventory: bass
9 turns until withdrawal from heroin

Look around crackhouse for "important evidence"

[2] you search around in the living room and find inside the fireplace a naked dead body wrapped in old newspapers with headlines relating to boy band concerts you suppose this might be important evidence to the cops but it sure as hell isnt drugs [5] you find a rifle cartridge by the fireplace, however so there might be something else around here

Ohmygodtheddooooorrrrr FIRE FIREE SO HELP THE LORD to THE WEWEWEWEWEEW. The curse of humanity has always DOOR anbthegrgreeen condor so help the BEER.m.m AMEN

Incinerate the door with nuclear fire

eeeeeeeee fucking spider doors DIE IN HOLY FIRE [6] in your drug induced haze you set the door alight and cause it to implode in a glorious black hole that redefines reality into something more potable also your hand is bleeding heavily for some reason
status: hand is bleeding
inventory: nuclear hands
9 turns until withdrawal from alcohol

Firepunch someone.

you decide tamervirus is a good target since he is tripping off his head so hard he actually punched a door to splinters which is kinda worth of congrats you suppose but anyway, [6] you punch him in the face so hard, setting him alight however the fire has been burning so long that the force of hitting him has made your hand go limp and you can't feel anything in it

status: hand is fucked other hand is on fire
inventory: empty whiskey bottle
9 turns until withdrawal from alcohol

Continue looking for the drug known as spice.

[2] awesome you found some oregano you are going to make a kickass soup
inventory: black pepper oregano
9 turns until withdrawal from heroin

Spoiler: map (click to show/hide)

darkpaladin: f6
Lyeos: off map
NAV: f4
Harry Baldman: f10
TamerVirus: f4
UltraValican: f1
BFEL: i8
BFEL's ride: G4
Salsacookies: i14
F5 door: smashed to pieces
G5 window: smashed open

[Lyeos]

My timer is gone. Am I fixed now?

Go purchase an axe.

[UltraValican]

ACQUIRE OIL

[Salsacookies]

Search for rifle. Check rifle cartridge for bullets.

[TamerVirus]

Goawahhb the FIRFIST AHWAHAWA as tfighting gravity the moon guards of Garuda sleeeereeeeerreeeeeeee,d helm
As you question ad the mind just is!!?

Stumble into the kitchen and look for something to wrap my hand in

[BFEL]

Damn, why is it so hard to find spice here? Ask around about who has spice.

[NAV]

Damn, why is it so hard to find spice here? Ask around about who has spice.

Smash bottle over his head.

[Yoink]

enter housssseee
get drugsssss

[Beirus]

Make crack. Smoke crack. Repeat.

[Nunzillor]

Take some acid tabs.  Then, turn into a floating green fire hydrant with eyes that shoot lasers.

[Nosaneinme]

Get Axe, Then some shades.

Then said" I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum"

the Kill the guy who kill (Harry Baldman )musican.

He was play some good music damn it.