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[Remuthra]

I'm already loving this sooooooo much. Still need to think of a way to get Ulric to get onto the troll. Otherwise his feat selection is sub-par.

I suggest finding a saddle and something shiny looking to bribe him with.

[UltraValican]

Oh, he doesn't have beard. Well that defeats my plans for banter with the dwarf, well I still have an idea. But it just took a darker turn.

[Flying Dice]

You could always try bearding the dwarf.

Oh wow, that pun was more obscure than I thought...

[Rolepgeek]

Oso probably has either the hardest life or the best life depending on your perspective.

On the one hand, most people are gonna think he's a demon-worshipper.

On the other hand, his significant other is probably a Nymph.

[Remuthra]

Hey MNII, remember that thing with the wizard and the nymph projection ?

[My Name is Immaterial]

Sorry I'm late. I'm at orientation, but I'll see what I can do to get you my spells.

Hey MNII, remember that thing with the wizard and the nymph projection ?

Yea, that was like three days ago. What about it?

[Remuthra]

Oso probably has either the hardest life or the best life depending on your perspective.

On the one hand, most people are gonna think he's a demon-worshipper.

On the other hand, his significant other is probably a Nymph.

Sorry I'm late. I'm at orientation, but I'll see what I can do to get you my spells.

Hey MNII, remember that thing with the wizard and the nymph projection ?

Yea, that was like three days ago. What about it?

Hm?

[Tawa]

This is going to be great. I can FEEL the epic. The racist dwarf with no beard, the multitude of meatheads with ridiculously high strength, the crazy warlock, the equipment-nut old guy who likes messing around with Prestidigitation, and two characters templated to hell and back. This reeks of awesome.

And insanity. But mostly awesome.

Remember to read my lines in Morgan Freeman's voice, it's more entertaining that way.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Oops. I was skimming.
Just hope to whatever demon you get your powers from that it's actually a nymph.

[Rolepgeek]

Oops. I was skimming.
Just hope to whatever demon you get your powers from that it's actually a nymph.

Nymph's Kiss. Has to be a good aligned fey.

Which could mean a Dryad, a Satyr(who said he was straight), a Nixie(aka Lolicon), a Pixie(urghhh), or a Grig(good god what is this terrible fetish), too, I suppose.

[Tawa]

Grumble grumble blasted kids and their newfangled fairy sex minmaxing splatfeats grumble grumble

[Rolepgeek]

Be glad I'm not *ahem* pulling/pumping out(your pick ) the DnD Porn supplement.

Seriously though why the fuck did they ever make that. It's so ridiculous and stupid.

[Tawa]

At least it isn't... the unspeakable.

*shudder*

[Remuthra]

Grumble grumble blasted kids and their newfangled fairy sex minmaxing splatfeats grumble grumble

Applying Half-Fey template for bonus charisma...

Spoiler: Poof! (click to show/hide)

[Flying Dice]

Oops. I was skimming.
Just hope to whatever demon you get your powers from that it's actually a nymph.

Nymph's Kiss. Has to be a good aligned fey.

Which could mean a Dryad, a Satyr(who said he was straight), a Nixie(aka Lolicon), a Pixie(urghhh), or a Grig(good god what is this terrible fetish), too, I suppose.

Fair warning, if it turns out to be any of the latter three, there's going to be a laser-guided Everything Falls You Die.