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[Harry Baldman]

Any damage to my skin?

Nope.

[Rolepgeek]

Sorry, had a hard day yesterday and today I'm helping with my grandparent's anniversary.

Not a problem, good person of uncertain gender that I will not attempt to guess. It's not like other people's stories hang in the balance, is it?

...I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. I'll try, I guess. No promises.

[Harry Baldman]

...I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. I'll try, I guess. No promises.

Dang. I was trying my best not to seem sarcastic - I wrote "lives" originally instead of "other people's stories", even, but then decided against it. Really, it's no trouble at all. After all, I did miss a day myself, so it'd be awfully terrible of me to give you shit for doing the same. And I do try reasonably hard not to be a terrible person in general.

[Rolepgeek]

Well, I mean, I wasn't sure if you had a plot that tied into my character yet or anything, so I wasn't sure.

I dislike taking so long, since my character seems to be the one who's trigger event will take the longest to manifest, though that may be my own penchant for forgetting to timeskip.

I shouldn't procrastinate, though. My thanks, by the way, for running these plots and whatnot, Baldman.

[kj1225]

Everyone is moving along in their plots and I'm sitting here masturbating waiting for an idea of how to dick around in a hospital room.

[Harry Baldman]

Everyone is moving along in their plots and I'm sitting here masturbating waiting for an idea of how to dick around in a hospital room.

Demand a timeskip. Your union rights include regular timeskips.

Failing that, soliloquize about gunshot wounds at great length until time itself grows nonlinear and twisted under the weight of your words.

[Beirus]

So is Jake ' nose just set, or did it somehow heal up?

[Harry Baldman]

So is Jake ' nose just set, or did it somehow heal up?

It didn't heal up, so let's say they set it right after you got admitted.

[MrVoid]

That last line doesn't work for a proper Haiku.  "Holy lord this hurts" would make it 5 syllables.

[Unholy_Pariah]

We get timeskips for the asking?

I request dentists appointment and new teeth.

[Harry Baldman]

Sadly, no update for you today. A combination of too much cheese and mismanaged time has deprived you of progress. This will be corrected tomorrow.

[RangerCado]

And I was worried I'd miss an update yesterday. Have fun consuming all the cheese!

[kj1225]

The guy who took Selina's clone is really dumb. I mean, if they returned Selina then at least her parents wouldn't have as big of a reason to keep pursuing them. But no, they have to return the one that's practically a baby. If someone did that with my child I'd put ten times the effort into finding them.

[Harry Baldman]

The guy who took Selina's clone is really dumb. I mean, if they returned Selina then at least her parents wouldn't have as big of a reason to keep pursuing them. But no, they have to return the one that's practically a baby. If someone did that with my child I'd put ten times the effort into finding them.

Quite correct on all counts!

[kj1225]

Now I kind of wish Selina was a snarky yet intelligent detective or something so she would have the last laugh AND insult her kidnappers.