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Author Topic: Artifact chair: It menaces with spikes of clear glass  (Read 5374 times)

Xazo-Tak

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Artifact chair: It menaces with spikes of clear glass
« on: July 20, 2014, 07:07:42 pm »

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Re: Artifact chair: It menaces with spikes of clear glass
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2014, 07:16:04 pm »

That looks painful.
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Re: Artifact chair: It menaces with spikes of clear glass
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2014, 07:25:02 pm »

He has admired a fine artifact metal chair lately. He has sustained major injuries recently.
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Re: Artifact chair: It menaces with spikes of clear glass
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2014, 07:52:32 pm »

It is Terrifying
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Re: Artifact chair: It menaces with spikes of clear glass
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2014, 07:57:40 pm »

I'd sit on that.
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Re: Artifact chair: It menaces with spikes of clear glass
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2014, 08:16:48 pm »

As a note do you actually get injury's when sitting on it?

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Re: Artifact chair: It menaces with spikes of clear glass
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2014, 09:09:17 pm »

It was inevitable.
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Re: Artifact chair: It menaces with spikes of clear glass
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2014, 09:41:36 pm »

Good god man, I feel that the chair I'm sitting on will somehow turn into that monstrosity (as awesome as it is) if I look at it too long.
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Re: Artifact chair: It menaces with spikes of clear glass
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2014, 02:53:28 am »

ECW! ECW! ECW!
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Re: Artifact chair: It menaces with spikes of clear glass
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2014, 03:31:02 am »

Be sure to post this picture on multiple interweb sites.
I'm serious.
It could very well be a kickstart to your career as design artist. People love crazy stuff like that. Rich people will even pay absurd amounts for it.
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Re: Artifact chair: It menaces with spikes of clear glass
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2014, 03:10:45 pm »

Most people imagining "menacing spikes" just put spike on stuff. This is by far the best example I'e seen of actually menacing.
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Re: Artifact chair: It menaces with spikes of clear glass
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2014, 02:28:36 pm »

That construction of that chair is mediocre at best, next time you do something like this forge the chair your self and maybe use metal that isn't of the lowest craftdwarfship.
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Re: Artifact chair: It menaces with spikes of clear glass
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2014, 02:32:47 pm »

That construction of that chair is mediocre at best, next time you do something like this forge the chair your self and maybe use metal that isn't of the lowest craftdwarfship.
When you are in a mood you grab the +components+ that are closest, not the ☼components☼ that the all-seeing overseer might want.
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Xazo-Tak

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Re: Artifact chair: It menaces with spikes of clear glass
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2014, 06:04:29 pm »

Be sure to post this picture on multiple interweb sites.
I'm serious.
It could very well be a kickstart to your career as design artist. People love crazy stuff like that. Rich people will even pay absurd amounts for it.
I didn't make it, I just posted it here due to the relevance.
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Re: Artifact chair: It menaces with spikes of clear glass
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2014, 07:44:41 pm »

That construction of that chair is mediocre at best, next time you do something like this forge the chair your self and maybe use metal that isn't of the lowest craftdwarfship.
When you are in a mood you grab the +components+ that are closest, not the ☼components☼ that the all-seeing overseer might want.

Do you mean quality or the type of it? If I put adamantine closer to my forges, then Urist McPossessed will use it over some crappy copper?
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